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A new moisturiser I bought smells a bit like bananas, and it’s reminding me of a time when I borrowed some moisturiser off a friend and said “Oh this smells like salt and vinegar crisps” and she was super offended and I had to be like NOOOOO THAT’S A GOOD THING!!

If anyone needs me I’ll be launching myself into the sun having just heard someone pronounce “Glastonbury” Glaaarrrstonbury

So glad you enjoyed this, love x

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

Just paid the deposit to finally get my ditch tattooed which will almost finish my left arm. I’m actually less bothered about the painful spot and more worried about healing it without bending my elbow too much.

young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation

tough crowd over on LinkedIn

If I see one illustration of the pope walking hand in hand with paddington bear I will not be held responsible for my actions

So tired I just tried to get into my building using my Tesco clubcard

waiting patiently for the place I get my nails done to put their June / July appointments online so i can book my birthday nails but also…can they hurry please your girl is not turning 40 without her nails professionally painted

The lighting in the new Black Mirror is so bad that unless you’re watching it in a perfectly dark room you can barely see a thing

In my leadership training session this morning the chairs were arranged in a circle instead of at tables like they usually are and I knew as soon as one colleague remarked at how it was “like being at slimming world” that I would not be keeping in touch with her when the programme ends

Before you’re allowed to drive an Uber you should have to prove you’re not one of those people who drives by pumping the accelerator then letting the car coast over and over. I am THIS CLOSE to taking the wheel myself and showing this man how to keep his foot still

“I couldn’t resist the AI trend of making myself into a toy figure” ah ok so it’s AI is bad until it lets you do something you think is cool and then it’s ok for you to use it. Got it

omg please!!! I hope so

Me taking a mirror selfie. My phone is purple with daisies on it and my nails are painted pink. On the right of the image is my reflected left arm with three full color tattoo visible, one of which is a red flower

She is beauty
She is grace
She is a new tattoo that has reached the incredibly itchy stage

Like, tell me you haven’t read any Laura Bates books without telling me

It’s the “we didn’t even know this was happening until Stephen Graham highlighted this important issue!” for me, when women (and it is often women) have been writing about incel culture for years.

I need a new 1975 album

It’s tattoo day 🔥

We teach children that cats & dogs (and salt & pepper) are “opposites”, so it’s perhaps no surprise that people think the antidote to violent misogyny is running five ultra marathons in five days and then having a little cry.

Got Idlewild tickets today so that’s 3 gigs lined up for the rest of 2025 so far (and I saw Adwaith in Bristol last weekend)

Incubus in April, Idlewild in October, English Teacher in November 🎉

Men Decentre Themselves From Their International Women’s Day Posts Challenge

On a pink background there's a cream and red postcard printed to look like an envelope sealed with a red heart. It reads "love from paperettes" in a handwriting style font. Next to it is a rectangular parcel wrapped in pink tissue paper and tied with a red and white gingham ribbon.

My right hand holding a daily schedule planner in front of my black and white striped rug, pink record player, and pink side table with candles on. The schedule planner has "today's plan" written at the top and below that are times from 6am until 10pm with lines for tasks next to each one

The cutest little schedule planner just arrived from my pal’s brand new stationery shop Paperettes 🥰

Find them on instagram at mypaperettes 🌸

I don’t know when people started using “mind you” when they mean “bear in mind” but they need to be stopped.

Me, a white woman with long brown hair, taking a mirror selfie in my flat. I’m wearing a black leather jacket, light pink scarf, blue jeans, and a black cross body bag. My nails are painted red and I’ve got sunglasses on my head. Behind me is some laundry hanging on an over the door airer, including some black and white checked socks.

My right hand holding a white takeaway coffee cup above a path made of large paving slabs. On the side of the cup the word KAPOW is printed in orange.

Two dishes on a black and white tea towel on a wooden table. One is a black saucepan with green soup in it, the other is a white roasting dish filled with enchiladas with melted cheese on top.

My left hand holding the head of a pink rose next to two other darker rose heads on an opened book with white pages

Some bits from the weekend ✨

⛅️ Swapping the big coat for your spring jacket (‘scuse the drying socks)
☕️ Oat flat white
🥣 Homemade leek and potato soup and enchiladas
🌹 Drying and pressing my Valentine’s Day flowers

The reason Zelenskyy doesn’t wear a suit is because his country is AT WAR , Nigel, you absolute buffoon

What a lovely post work walk 😌

Energy bills are set to rise again by 6.4% this April — while companies have raked in over £457,000,000,000 in profits since 2020.

Your skyrocketing bills are funding their obscene gains.

It's time to end this scam and put people before profit. Nationalise our utilities NOW.