Joseph Burdick

A weird one, but:

“You have chosen *You* meaning *Me*: that is incorrect. The correct answer is *You*”

Fuck

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Slow pitch softball, shortstop on the other team was talking non-stop shit at the entire team. We were losing and he was letting us know it. Built up over 5+ innings. He also was blocking 2nd base and lightly shoulder checking anyone turning the corner. So, I roughly ended up doing this

The podcast theme music this week made me feel like I was having a stroke

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

Feel confident we’d beat Alabama, but the sicko part of me wants another shot at Indiana 😆

Even as an Oregon fan, scoring at all has felt miraculous with that D-Line

From a glass half full perspective…scoring at all with how good the TT defense has been playing is impressive?

When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.

Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia Filmography 1986 - Stand By zme 1987 - The Princess Bride 1989 - When Harry Met Sally 1990 - Misery 1992 - A Few Good Men

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

The Peanut Butter Banana Cream is now a Thanksgiving staple here, gonna try the Cardamon Creme Brulee this year 🤘

The only explanation I have is that Vivek/Matina doesn’t like him for whatever reason

Thinking we’ll get a declaration on After Dark, but I’d say its borderline now, would have been guaranteed if Arkansas could finish 😒

Sure!

Valuable player, but I think we’re past “oh he COULD become an All-Star”, and he’s just a nice player to have

The Kings in the lab trying to create the most 37-win roster built entirely out of veterans imaginable

Its honestly impressive. Its like tanking for the 13th pick.

If I am recounting the lore correctly, blood week needs more upsets and by more inferior opponents. Like Georgia, Penn, and LSU losing doesn’t move the needle cause those are great opponents and the spreads were close. Virginia beating FSU was def Blood Week worthy, but that was about it

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Dante Moore is becoming a monster

Is Vivek the worst owner in the NBA? I just assume he’s Jerry Jones-ing this shit, since every single GM he’s hired makes the same asinine decisions

If you can remember the 10 day contracts and the random throw-ins to trades, you will be chilling

As soon as I started trying 2nd rd picks it fell apart

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TIME ON THE CLOCK What Auburn tried was rarer than lightning, shark attack, or an unassisted triple play in baseball.

✨THING FOUR✨

Opener, part 2

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BLOOM WHERE YOU'RE PLANTED The big question

✨THING THREE✨

Opener, part 1

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jacket was a restrictor plate, took it off and hit 225 down the back straight

I will drive several hours and pay hundreds more to avoid any sort of interaction with LAX

I would rather try to pay my taxes via an AI Chatbot set to reply in mandarin than to try and transfer in LAX

THIS IS MY MOMENT

Good, all around: SMF, MSP, DCA, PDX, PHX, DEN, HND

Small hidden gems, different scale: PSP, STS, BUR

Good once you’re there, but hard to get in or out of: SAN, LGA, SFO, HON

Mid: RDU, CVG, LAS, OGG, DIA

Bad: SEA, MDW

HELL: PHL, EWR

SUB HELL: LAX

Agree on all counts. He handles the ball way too much for not being a distributor. He’s just a premium version of the role Malik was already filling, except that he’s way more expensive and injury prone.

And if you’re gonna keep him, you need a *great* passer at PG. And you get…Schroder??

Trading for Fox for Lavine, not to be hyperbolic, felt like the exact point where I went from a “I will pay attention to every game” fan, to “I am generally rooting for you/lmk when Vivek sells” fan

I don’t really know what winning basketball is, but I know he doesn’t play it

Trump post: Because of the fact that Rosie O'Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship. She is a Threat to Humanity, and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

I think you should be able to say things the president doesn’t like and still be a citizen. Maybe we should write that down somewhere.