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USA Photo of the year

We watched hocus pocus last night and all I can think is "Sarah Jessica Parker Bimbofication Magic"

We put a baby on the battlebus

lol

If a convicted felon can becaome president as he admits to rigging the votes at least three times on camera, then an immigrant like Zohran should be able to.

Wtf

Everyone talked Texas Roadhouse rolls up to be this mythical bread... it's just Pan De Sal but worse...

"I need to stop making so much sourdough stuff" I say as I switch to a different type of bacterial colony and start making my own yogurt right after putting my sourdough starter in the fridge

It definitely is. One of the easiest souls-games since it teaches you to read enemies without punishing you harshly while giving you help and tons of ways to break the game with your build.

Panel 1: Shen is talking to Hatsune Miku in her standard grey, teal, and black outfit. They look happily at each other. Shen has his hands in the front pouch of his sweatshirt. Shen: "are you the REAL MIKU??" Miku: "Yeah!" Shen: "Prove it." Panel 2: Miku begins singing Anamanaguchi's "Miku", going "miku miku oo-ee-oo" and spinning her classic leek in her left hand. Shen looks on contently. Panel 3: Shen is talking to Kasane Teto, who is wearing a mustard-yellow t-shirt with a baguette graphic and baguette style lines on the shoulders, and sweatpants. They look happily at each other. Shen: "Are you the REAL TETO??" Teto: "Yeah!" Shen: "Prove it." Panel 4: Teto keels over a bit, shaking and crying hard, screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA". Shen looks on contently.

Attempted to make [FR▇NCH BREAD]

Oh Christmas Bees,
Oh Christmas Bees,
Why are you buzzing angrily?

My period is kicking my ass

You can also die by turning the light on too early.

You tried running by swaying the same arm you step with??

Watching Isekai stuff makes me realize how I'd be John Brown in their shoes the second I see racism.

Fuck a quiet life, I couldn't live with myself knowing there's slavery and racial oppression while I have some god-like cheat power in a "Might makes right" world.

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

Definitely

Babylonian inspired mousegirl cavalry under the command of King Nezubacheezar

Thinking about how Adepta Sororitas are known to sing hymnals loudly across the battlefield, but very few descriptions ever say if they're any good at it which makes it so so funny to imagine a bunch of off-key women revving chainswords and spewing promethium

Uhaul lesbian'd so hard that we live across the street and less than a mile from a home depot and Uhaul

TIL that Alaric "The barbarian" who sacked Rome was an exillary making him a Roman soldier who probably never would have sacked Rome if they paid him and the rest of the Visigoths their wages.

This means that the sacking of Rome is one of the most well-known examples of people unionizing

Forgot to add context.

It was a new recipe and I was depressed. The top cake layer broke so I just heated up the icing and poured it in.

Sourdough chocolate cake with espresso filling/icing, now lovingly referred to in our house as "Shit from a butt cake"

Need cookbook suggestions

Shit from a butt cake hits sifferent at night

Finally beat the Space Marine 2 campaign

I'm mad they don't let us deck Leandros in his punchable face

Disney's Marketing department right now

Supply is uncoupled from demand in late stage capitalism on the verge of corporatism; ex. they'll keep slaughtering animals even if no one is buying meat.

AI, though, is directly killing and poisoning the world at every prompt a user makes. Each user is personally implicit in killing us all.