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842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If we’re hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.

Melania Trump tames Christmas | CNN Holiday decorations, of all things, have been a particular source of controversy for Melania Trump. But the 2025 White House Christmas decorations sung a different tune as the elusive first lady steps...

The theme, “Home is where the heart is,” celebrates a blend of patriotism and family, with tributes to the country’s upcoming 250th anniversary..

Should be "Home is where the grifters gather between cons"

No menstrual trees this year or a white sticks.

His Highness is his royal robe!

We are waiting.
Is He Dead Yet?
Where are the Epstein files?

You know his administration is hoping he'll croak before the Epstein files are released.

President Piggy Pedo is one petty motherfucker.
He's loathsome.
He has no redeeming value.

Fuck Muskrat and Tesla.
I hope Tesla goes bankrupt.
Giving Muskrat a trillion dollars was just stupid.
Public opinion of him is negative.

I did a lot of research in the 2000s at the exmo site and posted there.
Women who were told to marry gay men to turn then straight.
Magic underwear blew me away.
The bizarre secret initiation ritual stolen from the Masons.
Baptizing dead people.
Sex before marriage is worse than murder.

This was before the internet so I didn't know a lot about Mormons.
Then I read A Gathering of Saints about the Robert Hofmann murders.
The book went into Mormon beliefs and culture.
What completely crazy ass shit!
I was astounded!
A fucking cult!
As fucking weird as it comes!

I am familiar with Mormons. I lost an apartmentmate to them. She was Catholic and tried the church for a few months then tried to leave.
The missionaries were relentless. Eventually they snared her and she married a returned missionary.
Wednesday reception in the basketball court.

Trump's name added to sign on Institute of Peace building Trump's full name has been added to the sign on the United States Institute of Peace building in Washington, D.C. The addition of “Donald J.

This.
THIS.
This is fucking outrageous.
President Piggy Pedo's name will be removed as soon as he is gone.

What a kind offer!
Such a gentleman!
😄😄😄

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YouTube video by BFBS Forces News Chilean military pooch parade🐶

If President Piggy Pedo had puppies in his vanity birthday parade, perhaps it would have been better attended.

Of course, the downside is Kristi Noem would have rode up as a cosplay cowgirl and shot them.

Big party when that happens!

Where is the Darth Vader theme song?
Limp dick fascist bullies.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
The absurdity is off the charts.
Who, exactly, is stupid enough to believe this?

Procrastination.
If I don't like something I avoid it.
In seventh grade I always frantically did my math homework in home room.
The teacher called me "Homework Hattie."
No. My Name was not Hattie.
I could have done it the night before, but I disliked math so I waited to tbe the last minute.

WTAF?
Calling your VP incompetent?
Yes, VP Useless Appendage is incompetent, but no president has ever said his VP was incompetent.
President Piggy Pedo has found a new low.

I never imagined an administration as fucked up as the reign of King Piggy Pedo.
It would be unbelievable but it's true.

Ad Hominem is one of many logical fallacies #Trump employs regularly to get people to disregard the substance of any argument, story, or evidence he doesn’t like. He does this regardless of whether the story is true or not.

He's sadistic monster.

President Piggy Pedo and Mike Jerkoff Johnson know nothing about nothing.
Useless meatbags.

Perfectly stated.

Dialog with a vegetable.
This is sadly hilarious.

As a veteran who served in intelligence, I want to introduce you to EXORDS: the execute order from the President to SecDef. This allows 60 days operations under the War Powers Act. The President must advise Congress and gain approval to continue.
No EXORD was sent to Congress. This is illegal