Carter Edman

"Somehow, Venezuela got bombed"

I would've done it for $50 million

Wow this takes me back to being aboard USS George Washington ca 1993!

Ea-Nasir sold you inferior copper?

Problematic Bronze Age gap

doin it

Try telling that to Louis XIV!

The bravery of these women is breathtaking and inspiring

This looks so delightfully dumb!

I would nominate 2012 for the "mutant neutrinos"

I love how they displayed these in mini zen gardens!

The rendering of the mylar on this is so incredibly good!

I really look forward to personally negotiating my premiums with a health insurance company

I guess we can stop pretending these people are Christians

I have been told that when I was like 5, when I ran out of things to say I started quacking.

I must have been delightful

Those people whose work product is the foundation of our current AI

Tbf "fuckface" could be really good or really bad

Exactly. That's why I'm tired of 30 years of "kids these days!"

It's pretty close. I heard this about gen x and millennials

Are you making fun of my anatomically accurate Gourdy Coleman figurine?

If you want to talk to someone who feckin knows something, go to Ace

You can only make death threats if you really plan to back them up

Why do we do this exact same rhetoric with every change of generation?

Gotta talk about the siege of Louisburg

No spoilers! I wanna see how this thing turns out

"You're secretly holding two doves, aren't you?"

Yes! We saw him this summer and it was the best vibe of any concert I've ever seen! Loved him since the My Bologna days!

Hell yeah

This is a zone of judgment.

And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.

Coda: circa 2005, I wowed my girlfriend's Slovak parents (now my in laws) by correctly identifying the milk and bread in their kitchen!