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So now even A&W has hopped on the “CEOs eating their own food” video trend… ok I think it’s time to end this.

It’s like when your parents start regularly using slang, it’s suddenly very uncool now. 😫

Iran has been "2 weeks away from nuclear weapons" since I was in diapers. There's never been anything "imminent" about this.

Best of all there WAS a nuclear deal in place with Iran THAT TRUMP KILLED IN HIS FIRST TERM!

Fucking imbeciles, all these people are.

Damn, more than one bite AND a fry-frosty dip?! gg, it’s over.

When I finished my first no-death run in Pikmin 2. These days no-death runs are super common but I was like 15 or 16 at the time, playing on GameCube so every time I had to reset it was a whole thing. It was a big deal to me, definitely my biggest gaming-related accomplishment at the time. 😄

The slep blep. 🥺

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳🎉🎈🎁

While I enjoyed the latest season of Bridgerton, I hope they retire the “notorious rake turned into a loving gentleman” trope that they’ve done for the past… three out of four seasons. 😅

Oh my god my dad’s life insurance just came in and I’m going to fucking cry. It’s not even a ton of money but I’ve been fairly broke my entire adult life and never had so much at one time.

He is indeed quite a versatile cartoon villain.

Thanks, I'll be sure to add these to my list! 😄

a baby is reading a book with his eyes closed while sitting at a table . Alt: a baby is reading a book

I FINALLY got my ass over the local library, got a library card, and signed up for those digital book rental apps. My entire literature world has just exploded in the best way... I need recommendations!! What are ya'll's favorite books?? 😯

“Do not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

Still better than the McDonald's video at least. 😂

Thought we’d replay this. TikTok video by Burger King

I gotchu fam.

And just like their food, they would surely drop the ball.

After going through my dad’s laptop, I feel compelled to remind everyone again… please password protect your freaky shit. 😬

Yes! There’s a video of it floating around online haha.

…wait hold up. 🤯

My theory is that he did something really bad while wasted, like “Mel Gibson-level career ending” type of bad.

Justin Timberlake starting legal action to prevent the bodycam footage from his DUI arrest going public is probably the biggest Streisand effect in recent memory, because bro everyone forgot all about that a while ago. Could’ve shut up and no one would’ve paid attention, now we gotta see this. 🤔

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling with one eye Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling with one eye

The Burger King CEO taking a huge bite of a Whopper after the funny McDonald’s CEO video is brilliantly petty, but now I’m waiting for Wendy’s to respond… 😏

NOOO I can’t sail the seven seas on Sims 4 anymore! The whole unlocker broke, and ain’t no way I’m buying all those DLCs. Guess I’m just not playing Sims 4 anymore for a while. 😪

a judge is sitting in a courtroom wearing a black robe and white collar . Alt: a judge is sitting in a courtroom wearing a black robe and white collar, sighing and putting her face in her hand.

Thrilled that a well-known bigot and doxxer has been perma-banned from Dead By Daylight, but of course as per usual they won't do any introspection at all to adjust their own behavior. They're just going to double down and play victim, as these stains on humanity usually do... 🫠

Happy birthday! 🥳🎉

If it wasn’t obvious enough, yes I’m wading through the trenches of my dad’s email right now lol. We went through the same things with Ben’s parents’ email too.

What is it with boomers and signing up for every marketing email known to mankind? Do they just enjoy having an inbox full of ads and spam, or are they just hoping for that sweet 5% off digital coupon that comes around once every few years? 😓

A dine-in movie spread on a table with candy, popcorn, and drinks

A plate of rigatoni with shrimp and chorizo

A sushi roll with salmon, avocado, and jalapeño on top

A huge margarita with citrus slices

Well February was certainly… a month. But still had some bright spots for this month’s #promosky of things that brought me happiness! 💖

👻 Spirited Away
💋 Chappell Roan
🪑 Date Everything
🧛‍♀️ Breaking Dawn
🍬 Gummy bears
🍣 Sushi & seafood
✏️ Writing
⛏️ Minecraft
🍕 Pizza
🧪 Breaking Bad
👩‍🌾 Stardew Valley

two women wearing sunglasses are drinking orange juice from large cups . Alt: two women wearing sunglasses are drinking cocktails from large cups .

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On today’s episode of “Targeted ads are garbage”, I went through the most obnoxious process to get my dad’s Xfinity cancelled, aaaaaand now I’m getting a billion Xfinity ads. Some people just can’t take a hint. 💀