philippe

jesus is indeed a biscuit

lactose-free blowjob

low-calorie bdsm

high-protein orgasm

gluten-free sex

sem muita paciência pra quem usa "loiro" como intensificador de branquitude em discussões raciais

i swear people who say jhud has “no dynamics” or is “always singing at 100%” just aren't familiar with her catalog

oh my goodness me (gordon ramsay voice)

meio que odeio o upscaling na imagem do pôster oficial de retratos fantasmas e isso me adoece

cocknbullkid we miss you so much!

"show me gay men consuming wlw media" now imagine being gay and not loving melissa etheridge, skunk anansie, k.d. lang, gossip, the internet, alabama shakes, peaches...

i hate when reactors pretend they haven't already previewed whatever they're reacting to

when santigold was santogold

please stop using money guns

odeio pesquisador que confunde resumo acadêmico com sinopse e fica guardando "spoiler" da conclusão

girl dinner? let's please not assign a gender to charcuterie boards

🎵 not so sexy, not so confident
i'm not even that intelligent 🎵

thigh slapping is the real deal when it comes to singing

i keep cackling at the alleged wicked "vibratos in sync" bc it's not that hard and also its not even actually lined up 😭

is your space even liminal, bro

pessoas que postam fotos do cardápio nas avaliações do restaurante no google: anjos

i wanna kiki your bouba

the concept of posting a status quo statement as a hot take...

sciuri sciura

tirar o id do link de afiliado de propósito pro influencer não receber comissão pela sua compra

drag name: cola loya

i'm from the time when tiny desk concerts were 360p

get ready baby we're having brazilian sex tonight

cécile mclorin salvant

i love that lola young has no idea what an interlude is