jae ☁️

all i could eat today was buttered noodles i can’t believe the barometric pressure was the thing to fuck me up so bad for four days in a row

I just issued an executive order to develop a veteran food pantry network to provide food support for veterans, service members, and their families.

Regardless of what happens at the federal level, Minnesota remains committed to providing for those who protect our freedom.

CORNBREAD CRISPS?!?!?! OMG

so much for the baddies in that Times story

Starbucks workers this Thursday 11/13 are starting a long strike to win a first union contract

*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***

Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy

i been talking with extra big words lately it’s so interesting

join WFP! they’ll send you stickers and a card to carry, and they won’t say things like “standing up to Trump doesn’t work”

Disgusting. You engaged in political gamesmanship using them as pawns knowing they would get harmed and now you question *their* patriotism because some of them aren't wealthy like you and didn't want to work a high stress job for no pay?

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recently my youngest sister (17) had a slight medical issue and had to spend ONE night at children's hospital. we just got the bill...for $18,000. Y'all have truly lost y'all damn minds. Luigi was right.

The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.

That airline lobby is relentless.

just girly things

can’t tell you how many times i was with somebody who got shoved and it was “idk wHY BITCHES CAN’T SAY EXCUSE ME NO MORE!!!!!” because exactly. where are your manners bitch. too many fuckin people here for you to be like that. just fuckin say excuse me it take nothing.

we be getting ACTIVE and have short triggers that’s true but never impolite for real. not from where I’m standing. we actually usually be buggin out cus y’all ain’t polite in our city and making us feel like objects and not people who live and make this city what it is. we are not your accessories.

every nigga in new york is polite i don’t know why y’all think we mean and shit lmao

when ur tired and someone asks u to do work at your job it feels genuinely like the most insulting thing in the world lmfao

did some yoga for the first time since fucking july. it was a 20 min slow yoga flow but wow.. that is fucking crazy

drew something for the first time in awhile and i realize this sketch book was a place i turned to when my dad died and there are so many entries about grief and the eulogy i almost wanted to deliver and i am in awe of the fact i haven’t looked at this since 2023. that feels like a lifetime ago.

Pete says he's not supporting Mamdani but then says he was also a young mayor who was counted out and look at him now.

In a motel doing a podcast?

all of you ppl in my phone think I’m 5’8” for some reason and i’m not

was talking to my bestie and she was like “yeah sometimes you just be looking tall as shit” cus I’m not that much taller than her but sometimes in the right shoe I’m randomly 6ft and it doesn’t make sense to me either

idk who will care about this but i found john the conquerer air freshener at the spiritual store (needed more florida water) and I’m geeked to use it lol

i can’t believe i went to one conference this year and it sucked ass lmao it was so bad

a lot of ppl are corny and pissing me off it’s time for bed

It’s been a pleasure working with Lex and everyone in the politics vertical at Teen Vogue. I’m heartbroken that my column, Disability Visibility, is gone. Teen Vogue was one of the few places that published disabled journalists regularly. I just spent the last 2 months working on my next column

a MARK-ass mark

have bill hader and kyle maclachlan ever played related in something together cus they should