Calum

Currently, 75% of the likes on this post are from people with a cat pfp

Normally I don't have these visceral negative reactions to UI changes but this thing better be a glitch, Discord. That's disgusting. Get that thing back over to the right side with the other icons

Mid?

Yuko is a fashion icon

In the booth trying to record a freestyle but my producer keeps interrupting me to say unhelpful shit like "guns don't go plap plap". Hating ass

You mean to tell me that going "OMNOMNOMNOM" isn't part of good cunnilingus technique

"I can't believe you left out Philly and Boston and LA and Vegas and-" as if the biggest snub there isn't Boulder

The "what are the four major US cities" thing is a great engagement farm. You can say anything. "Clearly it's New York, San Francisco, Orlando and Austin". Anything works

Many posters give up right before they achieve Posting Through It™

My mom and I discussed the question of "can you get food poisoning in heaven?"

She said "no", I said "you can but it'd feel good"

Love to call my leader "Leader" in quotation marks

Take the piss

when you forget to mute in the vc

He had him killed

Thinking about "I'm sick to bastard death of you"

Buying pants and the lady at the store's like "what's your waste size"? How tf is that relevant, I do not plan to shit my new pants

Reminds me of Elon Musk implying George Soros used his evil billions to turn Musk's kid trans. Dude, that's YOUR kid and his net worth is less than what you spent on Twitter. Massive skill gap! Truly humiliating.

AIPAC poured nine figures into the 2024 US elections alone. Is Hamas spending billions in secret, untraceable ways? Or are they just doing an infinitely better job of shaping public opinion with way less? In which case, L. You must really suck.

People who call accurate reports of Israel's war crimes "Hamas propaganda" are wild, saying "put down the MSM". By how much is Hamas outspending AIPAC on western politicians and media coverage, do they reckon? Or is it a skill issue of massive proportion where Hamas is just way better at propaganda?

anyway this is basically the defining social studies text of the 2020s internet

Since I wasn't specific about which brand it was, all Belgian pet food companies should give me 10k each since I could be referring to any of them

Yuko gets half a pouch of Whiskas wet food for breakfast which he goes mega crazy for and his other meals are dry food from a Belgian brand which he goes regular crazy for. He didn't like the Whiskas dry food

YouTube video by Kopla Vtuber Clips Okayu reading English words is just

I love Okayu lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z53x...

YouTube video by itori Okayu happy cat song :D

Yuko when I feed him some smelly ass gelatinous meat chunks

www.youtube.com/shorts/65PqB...

This is also very Belgian, especially Flemish. Every election people trip over themselves to sign away their rights in the hopes it'll punish a nonexistent class of "those taking advantage of us"

I think you're great <3

Remembering when it was all over the news that Beijing was gonna do a "social cleansing" before the Olympics by displacing the homeless and the western reaction was "smh of course that's sooo communist of them that's what communism is like". Now look

The best little guy

The English have learned how to make spaghetti bolognese sound disgusting (shorten it to "spag bol")