Calum

The animation is about 18 seconds but it feels so, so much longer because it's nearly 10 times as long as the joke needed to be, which is excruciating. First everyone laughed, then nothing, then one lone chuckle near the end from someone who thought it was funny that it just wasn't stopping

Sometimes I think about the Late Show "Skibidi Biden" skit which was only funny because of context things like the pained look in Colbert's eyes when he said it plus the way the initial laugh stopped after two seconds and then the rest of it just dragged on to a silent audience

Why did Lois Family Guy marry Pete Her... He is a ass hole some times

I'm sorry, get well soon x

Did you survive?

Instead of driving under the influence, why not try driving over an influencer

Bot-tan, no!!!!!!!!

Somehow only just learned about the news of former Prince Andrew. I'm sure Liz II is spinning in her grave for the way they're treating mummy's favorite nonce.

Hij wou ergens warmer naartoe

Black and white photo of an older white woman seated at a table with white table cloth, leaning down to offer a shorthaired tabby a taste of something from her spoon. The cat is obligingly licking the spoon. Black and white photo of an older white woman seated at a table with white table cloth, leaning down to offer a shorthaired tabby a taste of something from her spoon. The cat is obligingly licking the spoon.

Babby eats first. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

We were both so happy when you diagnosed my headset issues last week lol

Sometimes you really need to exercise your free will and do or say some shit that makes no sense. Just so your ability to use that free will doesn't get rusty

Guy who's afraid to sleep naked cause he's worried he'll pull the covers off while he's sleeping and get a boner and start peeing and pee in his own face while he's sleeping cause the boner aims the pee towards his face, in his sleep

Me when I lose a videogame online: Man, fuck that shit...

Docto Peppa :)

Y'know what's great? Ass

Sure, being able to shoot lightning out of your eyeballs or shrugging off any injury by hiding behind a corner for a moment would be cool and all, but the ability to talk sense to someone and have them take it to heart? Now that's a superpower I'd like to have

In RPGs I love to play characters with high charisma to live out the fantasy of living in a world where people listen to reason

There should be some sort of physical punishment for unnecessarily invading the personal space of someone who's trying to cook dinner

The chippy has fallen

Asked my wife "why's there only black pudding and no white pudding this is PC gone bloody mental innit" and she told me white pudding does exist. I hate her so much

"Goog of gaga"
-A little babe bee

I got pineapples. :)

Nope!

😭

I'm the kind of freak that says "yeah I'll have one drink" and then actually has exactly one drink.

Wots this "Blew Sky" rubbish, I was looking for Sky TV to watch a bit of the footie

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