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Calum

@calumdotexe.bsky.social

President and founder of Yuko Esports

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Don't. I'm also unable to vote for Kamala and I do not envy you at all.

03.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liar who uses his platform to spread lies and encourage others to repeat lies regardless of whether or not they believe in aforementioned lies is frustrated by all the lying that's happening for some reason

03.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11545    πŸ” 5190    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 52

I found Awakening a lot less intimidating

02.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awakening! I played a tiny bit of Three Houses and while interesting I found it overwhelming and needed something more accessible to a total newbie like myself and Awakening fit the bill

02.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Played and finished a Fire Emblem game for the first time after maybe 15-20 years of "meaning to" and I can now say I like it πŸ‘

02.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wetting Yourself 27

02.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 12
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Still my favorite video game cover art of all time

02.03.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM NEEDING HELP WITH RENT AND GROCERIES‼️

I’m at $351/$2580!!!

RENT IS DUE TOMORROW‼️I WAS ABLE TO GET A DAY EXTENSION BECAUSE ITS A SHORTER MONTH BUT IF I DONT HAVE RENT BY 10 PM TOMORROW WE’RE LOSING OUR HOME. PLEASE BOOST! HELP IF YOU CAN! ITS MASSIVELY APPRECIATED!!!πŸ’œ

01.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 37

Fighting my way through the enemy stronghold when suddenly one of the bad guys pulls out a sword. I dodge a few slashes, but I can't retaliate bare-handed.

"Catch!" My friend picks up a nearby sword and tosses it to me. It goes right into the side of my head and I'm instantly completely dead

01.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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guy with guitar on campus SHOCKS ladies by performing in perfect K.K. Slider voice

01.03.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All Schumer can do is say "excellent job sir but I wish you would've asked me permission like you're supposed to but I won't stress it too much cause you did great"

01.03.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LBJ (abbreviation): 36th President of the United States, full name Longwards Back Jump

01.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"But ours is different, it has a bunch of AI stuff in it" oh okay yeah guess it's good then

28.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Samsung copying Apple Vision Pro is so funny to me. It'd be like if Sega released a copycat Virtual Boy in 1997

28.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't help but recall how much people stressed the fact that Hamas was firing UNTARGETED (!) towards Israel and how awful that is cause it shows they don't care whom they kill, even potentially children, now that the US and Israel are using their superior targeted missiles to bomb elementary schools

28.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a video game character says got ya now kiryu chan ALT: a video game character says got ya now kiryu chan

I know, ain't he adorable

28.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goro Majima From Yakuza Is Homestuck: Explained

-"Goro Majima" is a valid Homestuck kid name
-Wears an eyepatch (like Vriska from Homestuck)
-Likes to troll Kiryu. Know what else has trolls? Exactly
-Has a number quirk (56, pictured below)
-His tattoo has horns and yellow eyes (like trolls)

28.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would everyone (except the person who did it) do this

28.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue No Matter Who, Frank. Why do you love Trump so much? You're criticizing a Democrat? You love Trump.

28.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'd explain his table manners

28.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I wonder why my country has gone so far right" wonders man whose first instinct is always to punch left

28.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[Looks at my dad habitually checking his phone in doorways and zoning tf out] Hmm idk

28.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Biden on September 11th: Never forget One Fifteenth Of An October 7th

27.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Girls Peeing Everywhere

26.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 30
CHARLIE, CHARLIE KIRKY | FULL LYRICS
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On loop all day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=afh8...

27.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's one thing to think you're immune to propaganda and another to think that the average US citizen is immune to propaganda

27.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smiling Friends when the Frowning Enemies walk in

27.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chrom Fire Emblem in the bedroom getting his chrock sucked like "oh my god I'm gonna fucking chrum"

27.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0