Colin Green

Just binge watched that Beauty Queen and the Catfish documentary. Totally gripping, absolutely wild.

You can drown in a cup of coffee…

“Not my words Steven, the words of Shakin’ Stevens.”

Why do a lot of football commentators/reporters pronounce Nottingham Forest as NODDINGHAM Forest? I know Alan Partridge is with me on this - it’s the behaviour of a DOSSER and a DWAD.

10km run earlier this morning and have avoided catching the earlier train to Annan. New Years’ resolutions finally being observed. That said, looking forward to a few beers later on before Annan v Clyde. Hopefully no repeat of September’s scudding.

Enjoying them in January too! A fantastic performance last night v Bradford City. Dare we dream?? #imps

What a decade it’s been under Clive. A football club reborn, galvanised and unrecognisable from the one that went down with a whimper to non league in 2011. Glad to hear he’s staying on, and if Ron Fowler does half the job Clive did, we’ll be in good hands. #imps

Used to work in a bagel shop years ago. A customer came in and said: "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese." I went: "Sorry, we only take cash."

It was at this point my manager wanted a word.

Ibrox less so (especially when jet lagged) but a valiant effort from Annan Athletic. They really did have a go.

Vegas was fun.

Currently on board a flight to Vegas for work. Managed to catch the Northern Lights over Greenland.

Not normally for sitting down to watch an EPL full 90 minutes, but for some reason I decided to watch Newcastle v Leeds. Very glad I did! I haven’t seen a Premier League game that entertaining for years.

Maybe one day the red arrows will grow up…

Before complaints about how Brexit is being"Betrayed" (always a sense of grievance, isn't it?), perhaps the Daily Depressed ought to tell us how Brexit is demonstrably beneficial?

Tommy Robinson calls on United States to invade UK after Venezuela attack TOMMY Robinson has called on Donald Trump to invade and “free” the UK from the “tyrannical dictator” Keir Starmer following the United…

This is illegal, I have emailed my MP & reported him to the police. I suggest you do the same.

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Give me a shout if you do!

Enjoyed having a few Imps games on the red button over the festive period. Trains booked for my annual trip to Sincil Bank - looking to attend the Lincoln City v Blackpool game Feb 28th. #imps

Ha.

See also “sign someone” to the official club account during close season.

Used Bluesky on and off for just over a year now. Follow a lot of football fans of a variety of clubs north and south of the border, and the one thing I’m most pleased about is that I’ve not seen a single post using the term “limbs”. Incredibly refreshing.

Happy New Year everyone.

Popped out for a haircut. Came back to find this on the mat. A short story follows:

Matt Le Tossier cuts his own hair.

“The Liz Truss Show: Former PM claims she will confront ‘deep state that tried to destroy me’ in new programme.

This is going to be brilliant. I genuinely can’t wait to see how unhinged this will become.

Also - nobody destroyed you, dickhead. You were ousted because you’re a fucking lunatic.

For the first time in my career, my works Christmas do is on my birthday. Heading all the way to London for it on Friday morning. Drinks and meal in Covent Garden Friday evening. Straight to Galabank from Euston on Saturday morning for Annan v Spartans.

Annan win. Lincoln win. Two gigs in as many nights. All is right with the world.

Hello mate! No, I haven’t - I’d forgotten we did all three nights! One with my housemate, I seem to remember.

My Bloody Valentine were bloody loud.

Pleased to acquire last minute a standing ticket for My Bloody Valentine at the Hydro tomorrow night. With the Black Grape gig at the QMU on Friday, it’s a gig heavy end to the week.

Shocked and beyond saddened to read about Mani. The man who inspired me to pick up a bass. RIP