YNW Belly

@missxbri.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣

The egg and olive can hold hands and jump off a bridge. The jalapeño can go too.

A Long Dick

Giving You The Best Dick I Got

Don’t Be Tardy For The Dick

100% agree. So many styles and flavors.

Thank you, thank you!

Do iiiit!

Now I need to do two loads of laundry and I will feel like I did something today.

I actually cooked and ate dinner before 8 p.m.

Someone please clap for me.

Man, I opened the app and screamed.

Menopause is trash. I went through it and puberty during the early part of my transition.

Bitch. I wish that on no one.

Symptoms of menopause: dizziness, hair loss, fatigue, dental issues, burning mouth syndrome, breast soreness, itchiness, joint pain, electric shocks, brittle nails, muscle pain, tingling, incontinence, bloating, digestive issues, irregular heart beat, body odor, panic attacks, allergies, anxiety, depression

I needed to know these, but also wtf??!!!

This spicy orange chicken is a 12/10. I forgot to get sesame seeds. I added four drops of toasted sesame oil to the sauce and it gave me all the flavors I hoped to achieve.

I can’t wait to make this for Boo! She’s gonna love it.

Yup.

I been wanting a brownie for like a month. Today is the day.

This fine mf here. 😒

I would love to work for Good Humor ice cream in their R&D lab. Idk what the hell they’re doing over there but all the classics have been ruined.

White gays are just as bad as straight white people. In some cases they can be even worse.

Nah you cooking with this. You should tip according to how your service experience is and you can’t judge it before it happens.

And never too old for a grilled cheese or peanut butter sammich. No jelly for me.

Their confidence.

A long time ago but it really hit when my marriage ended.

Nothing felt better than being alone in my apartment. I had just moved in and only had the bar essentials but I was at peace. It was fantastic.

Niggas don’t be talking.

I wish for everyone to have a relationship where communication is effortless and safe. Having that really changed my perspective about love.

Mental health.

I would.

Gotta stay ready so I don’t have to get ready.

The advancement of video games, and the resurgence of classic games.

Video games take me back to some of the few times I was happy. They’ve come a way from Nintendo controllers with 2 ft cords. Now there are bars centered around video games.

Olives.
Onions.
Peppers.
Mushrooms.
Canadian bacon.
Not enough sauce or cheese.

Overcooked.
No cheese.
Unseasoned/underseasoned.
Raw onion.
Tomato.
Soggy buns.

Kazaa.