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don’t tell @succupuss.bsky.social but i’m just finally bleaching my brows out again. 🙈

and pasta and wine 👀👀👀

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yesss!!! i wonder how elastigirl felt BAAHAHAHA.

i was NOT A FAN. (rip when i go to disney in a couple days)

YESSSS. SAY IR LOUDER FOE THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

ahhh i’m so jealous!!!! i have to wait until tonight when i get home from work )-:
my partner is buying it so i’ll watch him play then play it after :3

HAPPY RE9 DAY!!!

our customers fight with us saying chat gpt told them we make “x” clay & we’re like NOPE DOESN’T EXIST. or the shrinkage rates of our clay. i’m sorry ur right. this little ai fuck knows more about our proprietary mixes that haven’t changed in over 50yrs more than us…the company that created it 👍

i was debating whether or not to go to urgent care so they could try to help bc anything i did wasn’t helping & my limping was getting worse every day. then i woke up yesterday & sprung out of bed like nothing. full mobility. hip feels fine, just a little strained & tired idfk. 😭

i subluxed my right hip for the last 3 days & i finally think it popped into the proper place. my god.

a man sitting in front of a torch with the words here we go again written below him ALT: a man sitting in front of a torch with the words here we go again written below him

SURVIVOR TIME BABYYYY

sometimes i think my dog is a vampire bc he’ll go anywhere he wants whenever he wants, but every once in a while will not go into the house unless he’s welcomed in.

last night i went to see puppet up! and had the most joyous time. i can die knowing i had a fulfilled life because i saw brian henson puppeteer irl. ₊˚⊹♡

let me live in the fantasy as well (-‘:

and that friendship no longer exists hahahahaha

until that friend says that you’re not spending enough time with them even though you spend more time with them compared to your partner. ;-;

i lied. i went once BAHAHAHAH

false alarm. i thought it was bc my partner has been sick, but it was just my body flaring up that day 🙃

my partner has been sick since wednesday. i think it’s finally getting to me )-: my body really hurts today & my throat is feeling a bit scratchy. but i’m hoping it’s all in my head & it’s just my cursed time during the month.

i feel like i’m getting sick ;-;

go rebleach your eyebrows, you dark-browed bitch [affectionately]

BAHAHAHAHAH. this is exactly what i needed (‘: <333

someone bully me into rebleaching my eyebrows. i haven’t for a month & they’re half light half dark.

'Vivre sa vie'

i wanna know who talked me into going to see wuthering heights *looks into the mirror and starts badmouthing my own reflection*

honestly my favorite little haunted player now.

he’s 100% now and no signs of infection (‘:

we’re at the vet again for a recheck on logan’s ear! let’s hope the infection is fully gone :3

who knew that it was so interesting >.< not us being sports girlies now 💁‍♀️

idk why i’m just getting into it. i’ve been missing out