Chad 😼😼

I wonder if it’ll go to Jacqueline Follet

I would love nothing more

Hit my word count! (It’s low lmao) AND picked a setting! #writing

Bring Her Back left a dread so ancient inside of me

And sometimes you wake up at 4am and plot out the first three chapters of a new book before you’ve even started editing your first finished manuscript #writing

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Sometimes I remember that Michelle Pfeiffer doesn’t have an Oscar and that Christina Hendricks never won an Emmy for Mad Men and I get really sad

Back to reality (Sunday night without The White Lotus)

Fun Fact: a fan theory not happening is not a “plot hole” or “unresolved plot line”

I know this makes me sound incredibly pretentious, but it’s absolutely devastating that Severance is airing during a point of such abysmal media literacy because some of these finale reactions are so incredibly upsetting

I just spelled “I’m intrigued” so badly that my phone autocorrected it to “I’m onigiri”

Unfortunately I underestimated how much of my mental health was riding on Demi Moore winning an Oscar

Calling in “Demi Moore didn’t win the Oscar” to work tomorrow

I don’t understand how we as a society let Pamela Anderson’s Barb Wire flop

The world is a very scary place right now, but it’s incredibly comforting to be in my little kitchen making Japanese curry using the same ingredients all of the people in Japan used 12 hours ago to make their own Japanese curry. We’re all so connected and that will always be our power.

No that’s my emotional support afternoon tablespoon of peanut butter straight from the jar

I knew you would

I just told my husband I didn’t feel like working today and he told me I had to learn to “embrace my work day” so I think it’s time to change the Apple TV password and take Severance away

Literally the funniest person alive and he has no idea

I think my favorite part of The White Lotus last night was when Parker Posey told her husband not to worry cause she took a Lorazepam and then MY husband turned to me and asked if I was on that, too

Oh wow, another horror movie with an inaccurate depiction of mental illness that demonizes treatment through medication. I’m glad I was sitting down.

Omw to get an AMC Diet Coke 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Finally worked up the courage to watch the finale of Midnight Mass (it took three years - it’s the Catholic trauma of it all) and now I’m just sitting on my couch ugly crying because of @katesiegel.bsky.social’s final monologue

Thinking about the time I got so upset that Jennifer Coolidge died on The White Lotus that I talked about it in therapy for twenty five minutes

Really need to double down on what brings me joy (starting with carving out time to write) because the last 24 hours have been… rough 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

Take care of yourself 💋💋 (in case you didn’t know, The Substance is back in theaters)

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Thinking about Pride & Prejudice (2005)

YOU’RE KIDDING ME

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Cher should’ve gotten her second Oscar for Burlesque and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on