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Mattie-Fresh (Pre-PHD)

@mattiefrsh.bsky.social

aspiring tv show writer, movie writer, The needle that’s in the haystack

1,267 Followers  |  1,335 Following  |  1,990 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.005

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Arrest him for them sideburns instead

23.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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That’s the kind gambling that get you “falling” like Jay Leno.

23.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 8    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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i wanna go on another staycation 😭🤭

08.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 1

yeah i know they thick asf 😩

08.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 127    🔁 13    💬 10    📌 2

Only thing been cracked is my wallet unfortunately

08.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Room temperature water hits when you wake up out your sleep and grab that bottle

23.08.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ma’am you put your lips on public water fountains

I think you should sit this one out

23.08.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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Damn you TikTok, you got me eating sardines

26.07.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let me see yall with your pets

26.07.2025 22:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was snowing 6 months ago

24.07.2025 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Smelling like Onions and Garlic in the club is wild but also I’m stealing booty club

24.07.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Parks and Rec, Superstore

24.07.2025 03:01 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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A live look at her If they roll out the line up i said and add lil kim :

24.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just make sure to leave that pink coke by lady off

24.07.2025 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FORCING and guilt tripping children/young adults into believing in God and confusing that just going to church will lead you into going to heaven

23.07.2025 18:27 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Condemning your gay daughter or son but excusing and forgiving the predatory family members

23.07.2025 18:23 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Give me Not Tonight (Ladies Night) part 3

23.07.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not getting people professional help when dealing with mental illness and instead just praying for them.

Prayer can move mountains and all you need is faith the size of a mustard seed but people also need to go sit down with that lady and get a prescription

23.07.2025 17:04 — 👍 18    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

I want features with Meg, Glo, Cardi, Doechii, Queen Latifah, Mia X, Missy, Trina, Eve.

23.07.2025 16:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This would be a twist that people wouldn’t see coming but she’d kill it

23.07.2025 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wouldn’t have paid bills if I knew A DAMN HURRICANE WAS COMING 😒😖

15.07.2025 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Me WILLINGLY falling for the propaganda

14.07.2025 17:25 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Me as soon as “God In Me” comes on 🤣😭🤣

10.07.2025 01:55 — 👍 36    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 5
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10.07.2025 04:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My homegirl told me if they don’t have a kid by 39, could I donate my sperm to them….i feel honored but bruh lol 😂

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Give it a read

01.07.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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