ok, but which monstrous repub will they be targeting? becuz i'll hear them out
09.03.2026 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok, but which monstrous repub will they be targeting? becuz i'll hear them out
09.03.2026 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This can't be legal
09.03.2026 14:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In other news, true things are true. Will anyone ever acknowledge this brave new development, or do we just keep confirming unqualified shitheads?
09.03.2026 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wounded Knee. Tulsa. My Lai. Abu Ghraib
And now, Minab
We need to talk about the horror when 180 little schoolgirls, boys and teachers were obliterated by U.S. Tomahawk missiles last week. And tell Congress: Not one more dime for these war crimes
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...
The man knows how his "hair" looks
09.03.2026 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0well hey, Northrop Grumman ain't gonna just fund itself, is it?
09.03.2026 13:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(exemption Stephen Miller)
09.03.2026 13:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They don't always have to look like this, and yet for some reason they do
09.03.2026 13:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0And not even top of command! He's running around, clicking his heels and giggling like Donald Duck
09.03.2026 13:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes yes yes, but have you heard of a little thing called... coal? I hear it can power a mighty fine engine
09.03.2026 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahh, but where once it was the exclusive purview of the stoner burnouts, now even the mathletes are partaking in the sticky icky. How times have changed. π’
09.03.2026 13:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stole an entire generation's Medicare money. The *stones* on this guy, talking about evil.
09.03.2026 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0True redemption doesnβt usually involve an increase in power and influence for those redeemed, and we should be wary of those who try to gain those privileges from a pose of repentance.
09.03.2026 12:17 β π 914 π 199 π¬ 25 π 1Not the point, but damn this little guy should start shaving his head now in preparation, because wow, tick-tock β°
09.03.2026 13:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congress, at this point, are not serving a function so much as just "hanging out" and I am mad as hell about it because I'm actually expected to go to work and do A JOB.
09.03.2026 12:53 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I texted my BFF and said "i just saw the best movie you should not ever watch" which, let's be honest, is great marketing.
09.03.2026 12:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd like to extend my personal thanks, and I mean my personal, deep, heartfelt thanks to all the credulous dems who confirmed Rubio. Nice work, everyone. Great job. Seriously, look at the fantastic things you've achieved.
09.03.2026 02:22 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0LOOK. AT. YOU.
08.03.2026 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you kidding me? I fucken LOVE THIS. It worked SO GOOD for the ruling party the last time. Let's go, fuckheads!
08.03.2026 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But Reagan's bold action rescued the hostages after ensuring their detention until the election. Or wait, apparently he didn't end the "war," so was he an ineffectual loser, too? But wasn't Reagan the greatest GOP president? Or no, that's trump now. They retcon this shit so often I can't keep track.
08.03.2026 16:55 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0lol, GOOD. Don't pass the shit-ass SAVE act and hurrah, we're safe for three years! π₯³
08.03.2026 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rafa tho, what the actual fuck. Back in the pail, my dude.
08.03.2026 03:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bit of a giveaway how Netanyahu goaded trump into the whole operation.
07.03.2026 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That might be the silliest document I've ever read β a real achievement from this admin!
07.03.2026 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think one of the best things about being a dumbass who lucks into riches (probably, I'll never know) is you can just continue to be a dumbass, but magnified. Maximum bigtime performative dumbassedness. Dumbassmaxxing, as the kids say.
06.03.2026 17:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's all such bs. But if I were Platner, and I had an obvious Nazi tattoo and didn't realize it, and my beloved GF *was* Jewish, I hope that at some point before we married and I danced shirtless in front of her family she'd tell me "boo, I love you, but we need to talk about that NAZI TATTOO."
06.03.2026 15:49 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHAAAT? This entirely qualified and valuable civil servant suddenly RIFed? It's as if his job had no meaning, no purpose! I am astonished. An entire career (of something, possibly involving a blanket or a tote bag of supplies) gone in an instant. Shaking, literally, my damn head.
06.03.2026 14:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day I see an aspirational Phineas post it gives me the courage to face another shitty fucking day. because hey, maybe it will happen today.
06.03.2026 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you imagine? Literally imagine any other head of state (lol) being like, "I guess. Americans will die. Dur-hey" people.com/trump-says-i...
06.03.2026 04:40 β π 5 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0