Clover! 💚

You'll make plebe in no time, intern~ Now keep that coffee flowing or I'll request management to dock your future, hypothetical pay.

Last piece of advice. Black suit. Black tie. Pink shirt. Don't piss them off. That's the internal disciplinary division. They're the ones who decide uhh... How tight your collar will be. And they're consult on your training sessions in-person if they think they need to. Just be polite.

Though I *have* heard that some managers will "loosen your leash" a little if they see that you invest back into the company.

Oh that was my mistake. I didn't mean to type those quotation marks. I meant that literally.

Anyway, finally, internal stockholders are marked due to disclosure regulations and internal policy. Their holdings are worn on the shirt or jacket like military rank. Obviously, you get to vote in stockholder meetings, but it doesn't get you much sway in operations.

One time, a person in an all-white suit walked past my cubicle, stopped, and looked me in the eye. They took a quick note, then continued walking. I swear I doubled my overtime hours for the rest of the month, and spent all the extra money on cigarettes. I think I still have white hairs from that..

There's black, brown, and grey suits/pants... white, light blue, and pink shirts... black, red, and blue ties... You'll have your own combination you'll always wear. Part of the dress code. There might be more than that though.. Now, you didn't hear this from me, but...

Any higher than that, you don't need to know. If you *do* somehow end up seeing them, their exact position in The Company will be the least of your worries. And they'll probably tell you anyway.

Division is indicated by colors, though I can never remember which combo is which.

⚠️Corporate hierarchy marked by dress. Dress shirt and slacks for interns. Employee assistants or "plebes" wear suspenders. Employees replace the suspenders with a belt. Employee managers wear a tie. Division managers swap the slacks for dress pants and wear a suit jacket.

ouhhh.... waso suli mute

checklist of things you should consider today:

- dragons
- paws
- dragon paws
- kissing dragon paws
- huffing dragon paws
- burying your face in dragon paws
- grinding against dragon paws
- being a pawrest for dragon paws
- replacing every thought with dragon paws
- laundry
- also more dragon paws

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whiiine.... need to be collared and trained. adjacency to mechsplo spaces is really doing something to my brain... whiiiiine...

yes, sex with me includes a villain monologue. no, you can't skip through it. it's fine i'll hypnotise you during it and you'll be begging for the sound of my voice before i finish speaking.

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Villainess who hypnotizes the heroine into intermittently blurting out her innermost desires, expecting her to yell perverted or wicked things.

Villainess who is extremely disappointed to learn that, deep down, she's just as much of a pure goody-two-shoes as she is in public.

pbbbbt hehehehe that's me for real... most of it would be "i wanna help people!" "i wanna be admired and idolized" "i want to impress with my every action!" "i want to be the center of attention always!"

no way she could work with any of *that* stuff 😏

If my navel could actively consume something ohhhhhh the trouble you’d all be in~

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