Nes 🔞⏩

I’m one of those annoying bastards whose enjoyment of fanfiction varies depending on how in character I feel like my fave is being written, but also I give specific exceptions to fics using kinks i rlly enjoy tee hee 😋😝

(Devil voice) my student will not make Rodimus x self insert mechpreg art. Rodimus as a character would never carry offspring to term or willingly accept the responsibility of being a parent. It would be blatantly out of character.

(God voice) KNOCK THAT ROBOT TWINK UP

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️❤️

Especially to the Monster Lovers out there

Prints and mini prints available
#art

I spent so long on algorithmless apps like bsky and tumblr that I forgot how mind rotting algos can make folks until I saw someone dancing in their fursuit kinkshaming someone else in the text while advertising their art commissions on the desc

I created an art-only acc on Insta just to try and expand my reach a lil bit by trying a platform I’ve never tried before, and I’m so serious we need to abolish social media algorithms forever

night watch ❤️
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#valveplug #jazzblaster

a person is pressing a door stop on a carpet . ALT: a person is pressing a door stop on a carpet .

I l grab a big erect tdick, push it to the side, and let go and it makes a shboiiingggg noise

Valentines Gift~
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#valveplug #nsfw #Ratchet #transformers

happy valentine’s day 🩷

#megpax #valveplug #highguardau

(I don’t even go here actually. I just felt like complaining to the void tonight)

She has a seemingly generic hourglass figure and thin arms in her human form too. Give her a gut and biceps you cowards. I’m throwing eggs througj your window

Deadl*ck devs were fucked and evil for designing a woman who’s a rough and tumble werewolf and then not giving her any visible body hair whatsoever.

(On the verge of breaking into a thousand pieces) drawing Optimus prime cuddling and praising my self insert oc will save me

I got two bingos!! :> this is Warrick; they’re transmasc/genderfluid and a shapeshifter privateer from a dnd campaign I’m in!!

Got a Sweet Tooth? SWEETSPARKS: A SWEETS THEMED TRANSFORMERS 18+ PINUP ZINE COULD BE YOURS *TODAY*!

archie-sunshine.itch.io/sweet-sparks...

#Valveplug #MTMTE #Transformers #TFMTMTE

ok i'll let you guys have this too

#valveplug #jazzblaster

Meet Gosnell Duncan, a disabled black man you can thank for the invention of the modern silicone dildo.

A ladies man, paralyzed in an accident, he still wanted to please, so he used silicone. A feminist asked him why they even had to look like a cock and he began making other shapes too. #bhm

Rika the woman that you are and what you do to very normal people

It’s always some kind of lab mixup, but it’s contagious this time! (Continued, 1/2)

Cw: 🥛
#lactation #genshinnsfw #albether #breastexpansion #nsfw #genshin #albedo

doodles.. #opmeg #megop #tfp #megatron #orionpax

CW tmpreg, master/pet bdsm dynamic

idk what to say, i listened to my dick today, bon apetit

-feral and fantasy stuff for a while when I was a teen-almost adult, but I grew out of them and realized I was wrong. And then I check their bio and they’re *28*.

Like is there no other responsibilities that they have rn????

What really gets me is how they were loudly going “Yes, ALL feral” until someone asked for specifics and then they went “ok well dragons and specific Pokémon are exempt”. Their personal goalposts are all over the place.

It sucks cause I definitely had similar feelings and beliefs in regards to-

I thought I recognized the specific asshole stirring this up, and it’s cause i saw them do basically the exact same thing last fall/winter when M/FF was getting backlash for hosting an AD vendor that made their products using actual living animals 💀 priorities amirite

Once I figure out how to draw transformers competently, it’s over for everyone 😤 it’ll prolly take me a while cause I keep putting it off, but once I can, I’ll be unstoppable

Doing this to him rn

A comic illustrating first aid’s nursing blog. hey TBC (the big conversation aka robot Reddit), first aid here with another week of interfacing do’s and don’t’s! This was a rough week on the lost light. #1: DO: if you are actively interfacing, get tested regularly. rodimus stands with first aid getting scanned. first aid: it’s a virus. rodimus: oh I thought that burning feeling was just like, you know, flame powers idk. first aid: it’s not flame powers. #2: DON’T: take inspiration from organic Internet forums. swerve has his back turned to a microwave and various ingredients and looks worried, comming “hey aid, you do house calls?” below him is a screenshot of a Reddit post about a user getting their dick stuck in a tube of mini m&ms. #3: DO: remember your spark is your vital source of energy! If you’re sick, don’t involve it in interface! pipes coughs and tells a worried riptide that he wouldn’t have changed a thing. #4: DON’T: flirt with your providers, even if you’re conjunxed to them - you are not alone. first aid is shown taking notes while behind a curtain, drift and ratchet flirt. first aid: you know I have to scribe all this, right? #5: DO: transform away any extraneous or incompatible kibble before interface - 8 in 10 cybertronians have gotten stuck at least once. first aid says “hold still…” as he pries apart the wings/back kibble of an embarrassed nautica and brainstorm. first aid ends by typing: that’s all this week! as always, feel free to reply with any questions - 8 answer the ones posted with wreckers pics first. stay freaky, F.A. <3

first aid’s guide to safe interfacing aka his nursing blog, part 2 #valveplug

meep #valveplug

uhjj i forgot abt these roddy and some oldish driftrods #valveplug

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