@mis.mmmatch.es
Internet pig (/chicken/pup), mess maker, dignity undoer, embarrassment enthusiast, slop connoisseur. He/him The messier/shinier/IRLer side of @mmmatch.es • 18+ only • reposts are fine
That’s the opposite of what I said
02.08.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It really complicates my Google searches
02.08.2025 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😳
02.08.2025 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do NOT
02.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0Forgot about this
26.07.2025 20:28 — 👍 53 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
Rubber cow lamenting the cruel fates of existence
TFW you're a cow now 🐮
📷 @hansfaffing.bsky.social
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07.07.2025 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree
07.07.2025 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh yesssss
07.07.2025 22:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.07.2025 21:50 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Yes, just like that 🫠
07.07.2025 02:34 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0More please
06.07.2025 00:22 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0There aren’t really any recipes that call for a gallon of chocolate syrup so you gotta do what you gotta do
04.07.2025 21:01 — 👍 51 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0Well, RIP again (literally)
28.06.2025 02:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's also really fun to build up a character who presents as too cool/clever to be in "situations" and then reveal that he actually loves to get into those situations in very specific circumstances
19.06.2025 23:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Get your own thing
19.06.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why does everybody think coyotes are into piss
I mean I am but why is that
Normal stuff here
27.05.2025 00:44 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0More like a Big Top
23.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like if somebody came to me and was on the fence/interested in making some other WAM scenario happen I'd be happy to take the reins/leash and help with logistics (and more importantly, enablement) but this is sort of the exact opposite, and I'm the one needing the help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
22.05.2025 21:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm QRTing this because it's something that I definitely want to do but the logistics exhaust me and I don't have the spoons to figure it all out on my own. If any friends want to explore this together I'd be very into it!
22.05.2025 21:40 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I assume in a car or whatever
21.05.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At this point unless it’s physically forced upon me it seems unlikely
21.05.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Peer pressure
21.05.2025 12:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I consider it frequently, ideally in more of a quarry situation vs swamp, but I am also a coward
21.05.2025 02:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Only in captivity (clay), but not recently or nearly as much as I’d like 😭
21.05.2025 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Savory isn’t entirely off the table but I generally lean toward stuff that everybody involved finds appetizing (or at least tolerable)
17.05.2025 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
It basically dissolves with enough water, so it’s not bad unless your hot water supply is limited!
The thickness kind of helps keep it from really getting in your eyes buuutttt they can get kinda stuck shut until you clear some goop away 👀
It’s definitely something that requires pre-existing familiarity and trust, so basically we need to be pretty decently acquainted first
(And if we already are, then you can just tell me you wanna do that!)
