Sam

I ask you again. Where will mortgages come from?

Surely that’s what burial is? Especially at sea.

But who writes the prompts for the AI to rewrite as the prompts for the AI?

Your husband is wrong.

And lives.

True, but a little more difficult to lalalala off with an “I was only trying to help” face

So, at this point you might as well do away with the mining part and just keep the blockchain part of crypto. Only, normal money always has a blockchain of one link long—you to the government—so maybe we could dump the blockchain too and carry on with a monarch’s face and “I promise to pay”.

Where would the bank get the ETH to lend you? We would have to allow them banks to issue ETH without mining for it.

Same thing for the government. And, of course, you’d have to be happy that every time they issue ETH without mining for it your ETH might devalue a bit.

I stayed in one recently that proudly only had USB sockets. The old type. They’d fitted them just as USB-C took over. I had to ask for a different room.

UK deaths of 1,611 homeless people in 2024 is record high Most are linked to suicide or drugs, with spice and nitazenes increasingly deadly.

What is the
Labour Party for?

#labourparty

Is that you, Samuel Pepys?

Wash it all on 60°C

Now, more than ever, we need the media to remind people why the Nazis were such a bad bunch.

Mike Graham Misunderstands Absolutely Everything

Carbon Monoxide cures most of those even quicker

‘Efficiency’ usually means cutting loyal staff who gave a shit.

Hahahaha. Nope.

It always, conveniently, forgets to mention profit when discussing efficiency.

I can think of loads.

Also…

In two separate jobs the company added a fictitious degree to my company bio — the one used to boast to clients about how great the staff are.

What’s wrong with slippers and a pipe?

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GUILTY.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

It could never be a replacement. How would you generate mortgages?

Yes, that’s why I only use the Bodleian Libraries and Who’s Who when I want to find something out.

Sheep and some other livestock (Just because none of us bother any more doesn’t mean we can’t). Bikes (we even provide places to chain them). Pub and cafe furniture are all the rage. Dogs on leads and babies in prams are still allowed. Boys in callipers with coin slots in their heads. Cats …

No. No they don’t.

Hotel hot water is plenty hot enough to ruin knicker elastic. There’s no need to use a kettle.

Crypto doesn’t fix inflation or all the other issues that you don’t mention.

Crypto isn’t a currency: a bank cannot issue a mortgage in one. If we replaced money with crypto, the economy would collapse.

Britain is so tatty. Rusting railings, potholes, cracked pavements, rubbish and dog shit everywhere.

This is David Cameron’s legacy.