Nate Bennett

It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.

Ends exactly as you would hope.

When right wing pundits refer to Zohran as a failed rapper, remember that 99% of them are failed comedians.

One bummer about Brad Lander not winning is that Tim Robinson could’ve played him on SNL.

Surprisingly effective things Zohran Mamdani ran on:
-free buses
-rent freeze
-halal cart for $8 instead of $10
-taxing the 1%
-no cost childcare
-city-owned grocery stores
-a Department Of Community Safety for mental health programs and crisis response
-building affordable housing
-why Cuomo sucks

Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander on Spectrum News

New York’s hottest couple

This city is so lucky to have public servants like you.

Whenever I see Dems claim they are out of power, there’s nothing they can do, I think of Brad Lander and how he escorted people to court while being comptroller and running for mayor. Do something or get the f out of the way so there can be more Brad Landers.

Wanted to beat the traffic back to the suburbs.

gillibrand really comes out looking like one of the biggest pieces of shit in american politics here, having repudiated literally every good thing she has ever done in her career over the past six months

the Lander for governor/senate momentum starts now

If a 33 year old socialist immigrant Muslim can win the Dem mayoral nomination in a landslide in the biggest city in the entire country

Fuck it man, the game is on, get this shit moving and start fighting

Primary every one of them. If it can happen here it can happen everywhere.

Brad Lander I also love you

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

NEW YORK I LOVE YOU

Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.

I get how aggravating social media must be right now for anyone who doesn’t live in nyc, but unfortunately it’s reminded me of what I love about this stupid place. a city full of people who are too annoying to live anywhere else and simply will not shut up and I love all of us so much sorry!!

NYC 🚨

IF YOU HAVEN’T VOTED, GO NOW

FIND YOUR POLLING PLACE HERE: vote.nyc/page/find-yo...

RANK ZOHRAN 1, LANDER 2, MYRIE, ADAMS, BLAKE 3-5.

DO NOT RANK CUOMO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

LET’S FUCKING GO.

Brad Lander knows ICE is a bunch of fascist thugs with poor impulse control. And he is happy to provide them the opportunity to demonstrate it live on camera. He is putting his physical safety on the line to do so and we should all appreciate that.

Andrew Cuomo looks like a witch from a Miyazaki movie

For anyone who hasn’t seen Andor, this pic on the left is a senator being arrested by fascist thugs after the Empire ginned up a crisis in his district as an excuse to clamp down violent force.

MAGA is using the fascist playbook so obviously that the Muppet space alien series can predict each step.

The easiest answer is just rank the 5 people who have the best chance of beating Cuomo, so some order of Mamdani, Lander, A. Adams, Myrie and Stringer.

Did a night run in downtown Saint Augustine and a woman on the ghost tour trolley clapped for me.

Zohran has the juice. Keep pushing.

NEW YORK CMON DO THE THING

Nicole Scherzinger may or may not be Trumpy but she has the spirituality of a top NFL QB.

My local coffee shop is not playing around.