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they/them | 30-something | knitter, crocheter, pirate enthusiast, pet parent, podcaster bio.site/CritsAndKnits

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Latest posts by haulaway.bsky.social on Bluesky

in like ten thousand years some future archaeologist is going to find this deep underground in the Vatican archives next to the Holy Grail and the shin bone of Saint Paul

28.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1406    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1

Can't wait for the "rover somehow eats another rover" headlines

22.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lee Pace in The Fall is literally what made me start questioning my gender.

14.10.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Using ChatGPT

23.08.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12103    πŸ” 4699    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 18
a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.

a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.

This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)

08.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4469    πŸ” 553    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 60

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead πŸ“š

07.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7845    πŸ” 2820    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 159

So festive!

02.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Al poses with Elijah Wood

Al poses with Elijah Wood

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

29.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 28590    πŸ” 2280    πŸ’¬ 639    πŸ“Œ 187

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

25.09.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9758    πŸ” 4440    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 125

APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

25.09.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2032    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 13
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A mom of a nonbinary teen became an anti-trans activist, fracturing a California family A Sacramento-area mom fights against β€œgender indoctrination” and creates a chasm with her nonbinary child who wants to pursue person-hood

An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into β€˜gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans.

Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the β€˜Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…

22.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 709    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 31

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

20.09.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14958    πŸ” 3210    πŸ’¬ 546    πŸ“Œ 192
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Stephen Colbert: β€œTonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”

19.09.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 32857    πŸ” 7910    πŸ’¬ 499    πŸ“Œ 279

If you see this, quite with the energy you bring to Bluesky

16.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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So JK Rowling quoted Mein Kampf and it just reveals how ignorant she WILLFULLY is.

HITLER WAS THE ONE WHO WEAPONIZED INSTITUATIONAL VIOLENCE! He turned every institution into a machine for legalized political violence against marginalized people - WHICH IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO KIRK!

13.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1100    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 30

and if some god shall wreck me yet again on the wine-dark berry compote

12.09.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Empathy is our greatest strength.

11.09.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 554    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?

10.09.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 974    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Edward Teach in OFMD s1e4 wearing some cartoon sunglasses.

Edward Teach in OFMD s1e4 wearing some cartoon sunglasses.

Happy Dickfuck Day, crew! Make sure you do something weird to celebrate!

01.09.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further

31.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2790    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 10

I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.

No refugee underfunded a school.

No refugee closed a hospital.

No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.

We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!

27.08.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19604    πŸ” 5417    πŸ’¬ 435    πŸ“Œ 231

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13.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3276    πŸ” 1491    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 11

Oof, been there.

04.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob saying victory screech Alt: a cartoon of spongebob saying victory screech
04.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boba Fett 1980: I do human trafficking for space Hitler.

Boba Fett 2021: I would like to begin by acknowledging that we are in dune sea, the ancestral and unceded territory of the Tusken People

12.07.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1307    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 17

Don't know how many I'll manage to draw, but here is day 1 :
Tachypleus tridentatus
#AugAthroAwe 🐑

#kleinekunstklasse Ich mache auch mal bei einer Challenge mit, auch wenn ich wahrscheinlich nicht viel schaffen werde 😊

02.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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They keep saying it’s about fairness. But fairness isn’t singling out the most vulnerable students in the country to win political favor.

The numbers don’t justify the panic. They expose it.

30.07.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cathedral guide: β€œAnd this is the skull of Saint Marcus.”

Visitor: β€œAnd what’s that small one?”

Cathedral guide: β€œOh, that’s the skull of Saint Marcus when he was a child.”

24.07.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 805    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

hell? yea, brother

24.07.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9142    πŸ” 2318    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 46

alright fuck it ill vote for Hunter

22.07.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1550    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 2

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