in like ten thousand years some future archaeologist is going to find this deep underground in the Vatican archives next to the Holy Grail and the shin bone of Saint Paul
28.10.2025 04:33 β π 1406 π 108 π¬ 30 π 1@haulaway.bsky.social
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in like ten thousand years some future archaeologist is going to find this deep underground in the Vatican archives next to the Holy Grail and the shin bone of Saint Paul
28.10.2025 04:33 β π 1406 π 108 π¬ 30 π 1Can't wait for the "rover somehow eats another rover" headlines
22.10.2025 08:33 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Lee Pace in The Fall is literally what made me start questioning my gender.
14.10.2025 12:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Using ChatGPT
23.08.2025 07:01 β π 12103 π 4699 π¬ 35 π 18a black and gray long-haired yorkiepoo sits at a desk in a university classroom. a piece of paper lays on the desk in front of her, her paws propped up on the desk as if she's bracing herself. there are students in the background hunched over and working on paper in front of them. the pup looks at the camera with a concerned side eye. she's realizing she probably should have read some of the homework before eating it.
This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)
08.10.2025 16:45 β π 4469 π 553 π¬ 98 π 60Canβt decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead π
So festive!
02.10.2025 16:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Al poses with Elijah Wood
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
29.09.2025 15:46 β π 28590 π 2280 π¬ 639 π 187the post office is a public service. it doesnβt need to make money. public transit doesnβt need to make money. the library doesnβt need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
25.09.2025 23:09 β π 9758 π 4440 π¬ 88 π 125APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into βgender criticalβ transphobia when their child comes out as trans.
Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the βMomβs for Libertyβ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary childβ¦
entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
20.09.2025 18:39 β π 14958 π 3210 π¬ 546 π 192Stephen Colbert: βTonight weβre all Jimmy Kimmelβ¦. With an autocrat, you canβt give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.β
19.09.2025 04:35 β π 32857 π 7910 π¬ 499 π 279If you see this, quite with the energy you bring to Bluesky
16.09.2025 16:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1So JK Rowling quoted Mein Kampf and it just reveals how ignorant she WILLFULLY is.
HITLER WAS THE ONE WHO WEAPONIZED INSTITUATIONAL VIOLENCE! He turned every institution into a machine for legalized political violence against marginalized people - WHICH IS NOT COMPARABLE TO WHAT HAPPENED TO KIRK!
and if some god shall wreck me yet again on the wine-dark berry compote
12.09.2025 23:16 β π 146 π 48 π¬ 3 π 0Empathy is our greatest strength.
11.09.2025 12:39 β π 554 π 116 π¬ 20 π 4Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
10.09.2025 19:46 β π 974 π 174 π¬ 8 π 1Edward Teach in OFMD s1e4 wearing some cartoon sunglasses.
Happy Dickfuck Day, crew! Make sure you do something weird to celebrate!
01.09.2025 14:14 β π 180 π 52 π¬ 1 π 1I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further
31.08.2025 19:48 β π 2790 π 321 π¬ 89 π 10I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
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Oof, been there.
04.08.2025 17:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boba Fett 1980: I do human trafficking for space Hitler.
Boba Fett 2021: I would like to begin by acknowledging that we are in dune sea, the ancestral and unceded territory of the Tusken People
Don't know how many I'll manage to draw, but here is day 1 :
Tachypleus tridentatus
#AugAthroAwe π‘
#kleinekunstklasse Ich mache auch mal bei einer Challenge mit, auch wenn ich wahrscheinlich nicht viel schaffen werde π
They keep saying itβs about fairness. But fairness isnβt singling out the most vulnerable students in the country to win political favor.
The numbers donβt justify the panic. They expose it.
Cathedral guide: βAnd this is the skull of Saint Marcus.β
Visitor: βAnd whatβs that small one?β
Cathedral guide: βOh, thatβs the skull of Saint Marcus when he was a child.β
hell? yea, brother
24.07.2025 15:54 β π 9142 π 2318 π¬ 92 π 46alright fuck it ill vote for Hunter
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