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2026 is gonna be so woke. 2026 is gonna be the year of the Woke Lolicon. after jd vance kills himself live on tv there will be an emergency special election where american will elect the world's first Woke Lolicon head of state

now that i’ve had sex the 24/7 sex slave thing is rlly lame. sometimes i just wanna cook dinner.

THIS IS *clicker* 97.8 *barking* SNUFFPUPPY RADIO *crash sfx* THE ONLY RADIO STATION *whimpering* THAT YOU GET (put) DOWN TO!! *record scratch* This next mix is for all you mutts out there~
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hey bumbles just fell and scraped her knee. i feel like you should know know about this

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whoever thought i could fill out a captcha while drunk should be drawn and quartered

living in a real city makes certain things incomprehensible. wtf do u mean the only thing to do around is get shitfaced and the only way to get back home is drive

sowwy irloomfie :(

bringing my headphones to the club so i can sneak out to the smoking area and watch the sk8 smoothie special at midnight

for real

regressing to 13 and listening to rap god for sexual pleasure

i’ve tried your mother’s

i have tried as many dips as possible and have discovered that beer cheese tastes the closest to pussy

my ip address is so cute rn i wish i could tell you what it was. i also have a really satisfying ssn and a very fun credit card number

omg shshhfkslakkdldkkdk she’s so smart

Me watching a Donald Duck cartoon in a 1930s theater: lol he's crashing out
Time cop: THERE HE IS GET HIM

i’m thinking that most things are pornography nowadays

im loving it here but i do miss littling out. im happy i at least brought pepper with me but..

i think i told u this before but i had crazy autism for crayola when i was like 9 or so. make of that what u will 😇

oh you fucking asshole 😭

…… 💢

i plead guilty. i got bangers and mash at spoons. why? i thought it would be. “funny”

I JUST HEARD TWO PEOPLE PRONOUNCE CHORIZO LIKE “choe-rits-oh” THE UK IS NOT REAL

makeup i think makes me angry because being able to paint does not directly correlate to being good at it. this makes sense because the face is three dimensional but it’s stupid!!! sticks my tongue out and blows a raspberry

I know I'm always banging on about this, but food banks can do so much more with your donation if you give money rather than food itself.

one of these internet weeb mashcore musicians needs to start commissioning their favorite hentai artists for cover art. the furries are kicking our asses here

i’m living in the uk for uni atm and i heard this guy screaming about how his flatmate’s a FUCKIN WANKERRR and it made me shiver. there’s power in that. power i could never harness for myself

the year will be 2029 and instead of trying out being puppys all the sexually directionless tgirls in search of community will start wearing randoseru and carrying around those alarms you pull the string on

im gonna miss cider when i go back to america because it's the most littlecoded way of getting drunk. aw are u getting clumsy from the apple juice? adorbs. mom will make sure u dont hurt urself. it's like if beer was palatable to kids

woah….