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whittle-ing my (lindsay) geoffrey til i (plaid) cymru

spent 30 minutes trying to order an amazon package and it made me cry and listen to sad pony guerrilla girl. i hate being 14

sounds like my kinda evening

yes actually i do! ^3^

I LOVE JERKING OFF TO PORN. DOES ANYONE ELSE JERK OFF??? I DONT THINK SO. SAD!

ur telling me u aren’t just really into nabokov? are you some sort of pervert or something? tsk tsk……….

i feel feel vindicated for not following back tbh. that was months ago but the vibes were off

i’m gonna assume that someone didn’t get banned or whatever and instead unfollowed me for this post

pierce the veil if they were into ageplay: imagine living like a kid somedayyyy

breaking boundaries by being the first person to ever get potato salad as a meal deal main

2026 is gonna be so woke. 2026 is gonna be the year of the Woke Lolicon. after jd vance kills himself live on tv there will be an emergency special election where american will elect the world's first Woke Lolicon head of state

now that i’ve had sex the 24/7 sex slave thing is rlly lame. sometimes i just wanna cook dinner.

THIS IS *clicker* 97.8 *barking* SNUFFPUPPY RADIO *crash sfx* THE ONLY RADIO STATION *whimpering* THAT YOU GET (put) DOWN TO!! *record scratch* This next mix is for all you mutts out there~
[10's by Pantera starts]

hey bumbles just fell and scraped her knee. i feel like you should know know about this

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whoever thought i could fill out a captcha while drunk should be drawn and quartered

living in a real city makes certain things incomprehensible. wtf do u mean the only thing to do around is get shitfaced and the only way to get back home is drive

sowwy irloomfie :(

bringing my headphones to the club so i can sneak out to the smoking area and watch the sk8 smoothie special at midnight

for real

regressing to 13 and listening to rap god for sexual pleasure

i’ve tried your mother’s

i have tried as many dips as possible and have discovered that beer cheese tastes the closest to pussy

my ip address is so cute rn i wish i could tell you what it was. i also have a really satisfying ssn and a very fun credit card number

omg shshhfkslakkdldkkdk she’s so smart

Me watching a Donald Duck cartoon in a 1930s theater: lol he's crashing out
Time cop: THERE HE IS GET HIM

i’m thinking that most things are pornography nowadays

im loving it here but i do miss littling out. im happy i at least brought pepper with me but..

i think i told u this before but i had crazy autism for crayola when i was like 9 or so. make of that what u will 😇