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having a job is so fucking reddit. grow up.

“We need to have a debate about—”

No. No more debates. You lot have shown you can’t face up to the truth even when it is set out clearly in front of you.

Trans rights now. In all levels of society. Or you are my enemy.

we need more metasex. banging while pretending to be the person ur banging. lying down side by side narrating a sexual encounter with no touching or eye contact. esex in a call where one of you can message/read but not hear and the other can only hear and not read

having sex in a Kiarostamiesque manner

owning physical porn is so important. hentai is the new punk rock

🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE! 🚨🚨🚨

Group masturbation starts in 10 minutes!

when im dressed up and there's clothes over my cock getting it nudged is the most erotic shit ever

homophyly remuant napoo jutty haplography cimeliarch kolo

sitting on the bus reading the wikipedia page for omorashi printed out like a newspaper

little sister piss puddle

my friend won't shut up about their "menthol health" amd begging me for cigarettes

do u think itd work better if we sorted harry potter fans into four arbitrary groups when we send them to the deprogramming camps under communism or would that just make them fall deeper into it

@scuzzybeta.bsky.social <- diplet detected

im shipping my oc big sis self and my oc little sis self and they kiss each other tenderly and hump each other until their outfits become soaked with precummies

hey. have you been sitting out on calling payment processors? i get it. phone calls are annoying and difficult for a lot of people. maybe you’ve been putting it off until now. well, i have good news: now is actually a PERFECT time for you to START calling. you are Wave 2!

aw ty!! i’ll try to see it this week if u wanna send it over!

love joe. still haven’t seen memoria but uncle boonmee and tropical malady are crazy good

Reminder that we haven't actually seen any results yet.

Itch reindexing free NSFW content and Valve making a public statement are not results, they're distractions.

The *bare minimum results* is a retraction of the restrictions placed on Itch and Steam.

going into a locker room and sneaking notes with diyhrt links to nervous looking boys changing shirts in the corner

boob. like this post.

i could really go for a pickled ovary and cardboard sandwich about right now

it’s fucking frog girl o’clock

omg omg i love that album

tbh so fucking sick of casual bigotry being tolerable as long as it’s not the Expected type of bigotry

looks awesome oomfie!!

#fanart of #miku #hatsunemiku with watermelon theming

Somebody told me it's watermelon day?! 🍉

peeling is so much fun i should get sunburned more often

i know i'm a biological woman because of the wet spot i left on my armchair last night

r/army Hi I am private parts and I'm reporting for doody Removed by r/army mods

limoncello based cocktail with a bunch of aphrodesiacs in it called "little girl pee"