I seriously asked a friend to make me exactly this recently.
26.02.2026 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I seriously asked a friend to make me exactly this recently.
26.02.2026 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reminder from your lapsed Catholic pal not to wipe the shmutz off anyone's forehead today. They know it's there; it's intentional shmutz.
18.02.2026 13:41 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0You are my people.
18.02.2026 01:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like gnawing the cartilage off bones. Maybe you do, too. www.foodandwine.com/eating-in-fr...
18.02.2026 00:32 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I want this kid to have parades in his honor. Maybe a holiday. Maybe a planet named after him.
15.02.2026 03:42 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
15.02.2026 02:57 β π 828 π 86 π¬ 9 π 1To be fair, they seem like really good butts.
15.02.2026 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I grew up outside Cincinnati and he lived nearby. He had a rep for being so sweet to all the kids.
09.02.2026 02:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gracious how dull they both are.
14.01.2026 02:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wrote about how the late, great Rob Reiner had the most impossible 7-movie beginning to any director's career, and yet that's not even what he was most famous for:
15.12.2025 05:23 β π 2022 π 454 π¬ 28 π 25Speaking of Abraham Benrubi, I can neither deny nor defend my crush on Frank Lemmer from Parker Lewis. I know only that it persists.
24.11.2025 03:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got to have @therealelvira.bsky.social as my guest on the Tinfoil Swans podcast. We talked growing up as misfits, the power of chosen family, the joy of feeding people you love, and much more. Cassandra Peterson is the greatest case for meeting your heroes. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
28.10.2025 22:57 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0can someone please just run this as an ad?
25.10.2025 03:49 β π 934 π 370 π¬ 14 π 64Silly, Dan. They'd never say "please."
21.10.2025 03:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got you, pal.
21.10.2025 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am a big fan of Blue Rose Task Force, That's Messed Up, and You Must Remember This for that purpose. Also awake, but these soothe, distract, and are long.
21.10.2025 02:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ICE unleashed tear gas on the street in Chicagoβs Logan Square today and I tried to find meaning among the fog and my own anger about, well, everything. dansinker.com/posts/202β¦
03.10.2025 22:31 β π 370 π 147 π¬ 11 π 21Chaos Muppets vs Order Muppet: slate.com/life/2012/06...
25.09.2025 01:50 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've rarely felt so seen and validated by a piece of writing. I got an ADHD diagnosis late in life that made a lifelong habit of self-hate and shame somewhat less, and I took action. Perimenopause threatened to undo that work. I will not let it. www.salon.com/2025/09/22/g...
25.09.2025 01:49 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You were born to this, Dan. Talk hard.
18.09.2025 12:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feels like a good day to watch Pump Up The Volume if you haven't for a while / ever. youtu.be/6MZKkz4xefk?...
18.09.2025 12:50 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1I needed this desperately. Thank you.
12.09.2025 01:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@ghweldon.bsky.social Hearing "skibidi toilet" come out of your mouth on today's PCHH made me double over so hard, I almost cracked my skull on the counter. I think it actually ripped a portal to another dimension.
04.09.2025 12:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bought a big bag of salt potatoes and I would happily donate them to the cronch cause.
30.08.2025 15:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Torquil Campbell on SVU, no question.
30.08.2025 06:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If it is, just release a full hour with the baseball organ music and fart noises until you two can write the proper song.
30.08.2025 06:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0