Uncle Samsonite

"ask sora... he's running the damn kissing booth currently."

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OMEGA

*breaks it down.*

"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."

OMEGA

haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.

"sybau loser"

"Very well... I'll just do it to someone else." [Uncle Samsonite then snatched the card and with a wave he was gone.]

"May I take one Child... I wish to purchase Branded Soda and Ginuwine CD's."

OMEGA

LET'S GOOOOO

"He's been well... From what I've seen."

OMEGA

I redid my samsonite pin bc it was uneven and sloppy

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"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"

[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]

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"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?"

[𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]

"no."

"can you lay down the beat."

OMEGA

unc wants to do a bandwagon

OMEGA

if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.

[He's just fucking tweaking now.]

"Not until the beat drops..."

"You heard me..."

OMEGA

night... just remember to check the closet.

[The Dance Battle continues.]

[Uncle Samsonite was just stood there holding a radio...? He'd then plug it in as a PHAT... beat dropped and he began dancing? Was he challenging Dee Dee to a dance battle?]

[He'd extend his hand to grab Dee Dee.] "I don't think so..." [He'd drag her into his Domain.]

"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]

"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."

OMEGA

I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.

[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]

OMEGA

I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.