Ben

The world would be a far better place if voting for leaders were not limited by a minimum age but instead by a minimum IQ.

This planet is doomed.

So join me and sing out along with the rest
"An atheist Christmas is simply the best!".
If Jesus existed, he'd say "I'll be blessed!
They've finally twigged I'm a fraud in a dress".

An atheist Christmas is not a hard sell;
No life everlasting, no miracle spells.
You can be gay, straight, bisexual as well
And wearing a condom won't send you to Hell.

Some call me blasphemer for voicing my views,
For showing no faith in the King of the Jews.
I don't offer children for priests to abuse;
Nor choose to excuse all the ooze on the pews.

At atheist Christmas, we all make amends;
A ritual release, our sins all are cleansed.
Akin to orgasm when abstinence ends,
Perchance it's less sexual with family and friends.

Some call it hypocrisy, asking for presents
But why can't I party with turkey and pheasant?
Asking my mum to explain omnipresence,
Whilst lacing her vodka with antidepressants.

One of my poems; from my ever-extended household to yours. Joyeux Noël 🎄🎅🏿

Bod bless us, everyone!

An Atheist Christmas 🧵

An atheist Christmas is steeped in tradition,
Of showing your love without the addition,
Of mystical beings and trite superstitions
Or nonsense beliefs in bearded magicians.

As I watch as France plunges into political chaos, I can't help but feel reminiscent of the halcyon days.

Days when I didn't want to punch myself repeatedly in the gonads & scream hysterically at passers by about the fuckedupness of the populist power of right-wing idiocracy.

Ah! Prepubescence.

Take it and run! 🏃🏻‍♀️

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Not yet. I wait with bated breath! Go to the message, read it and simply click block, then leave the conversation.

Am I the only one who, when following everyone back on this app, I get random direct messages from self-proclaimed Illuminati, war widows or widowers from Gaza and (separate to the previous) clearly hookers or Thai brides; all demanding cash?!

Er...deleted and blocked!

No doubt they'll be rage-posting to all 13 of their followers soon!

Petition: Apply for the UK to join the European Union as a full member as soon as possible I believe joining the EU would boost the economy, increase global influence, improve collaboration and provide stability & freedom. I believe that Brexit hasn't brought any tangible benefit and there ...

Never has a petition to the government about the folly and criminality of Brexit ever amounted to anything, but it's good to keep the narrative going. Sign and hope is what I say! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70... #Brexshit #Remain #FBPE #EU

#EU #Strasbourg #Home

How to migrate from X to Bluesky without losing your followers This extension lets you easily migrate your follows and block list from X (formerly Twitter) to Bluesky, but you need to act fast because its functionality may be short-lived. Here's why.

Knowing Leon's / Sissy SpaceX's (aka the first lady) fragile ego, this won't work for long - so, if you're migrating to BlueSky, follow this easy tutorial to follow and bring some of your followers with you. Remember, follow them all back when they join and follow you!

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