A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
22.10.2025 14:26 β π 6710 π 1593 π¬ 387 π 529
Bloody awful. More context: www.erininthemorning.com/p/fenway-hea...
Spread the word, especially to anyone you know who uses Fenway Health -- we need customers speaking up.
14.10.2025 23:18 β π 14 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0
Knock on wood, I haven't been logged out again in the past 24 hours, so *hopefully* this was just some sort of glitch I stumbled into.
06.10.2025 21:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Razza-frazzing #Bluesky is logging me out every time I look away, it seems like.
(Okay, it's clearly taking at least a few hours. But I'm having to log in multiple times a day in the browser - every time somebody sends me a link, pretty much.)
Anybody know if something changed recently?
04.10.2025 17:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Secret Service agents dismantle network that could shut down New York cellphone system
Agents discovered electronic devices in five locations in and around the city that could be used to disable cellphone towers. The system could also be used for criminal activities.
1/ Hi, I'm TProphet. I write the Telecom Informer for @2600.com. A lot of people have been asking me about www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat... given that I'm somewhat knowledgeable in the area.
Here's my take: I'm kind of astonished that this is public, and it isn't normal that it would ever be.
23.09.2025 18:49 β π 367 π 181 π¬ 10 π 39
Starting a new series of articles, trying to really drill into how to build a modern "Web of Trust", which seems to be desperately needed at this point: jducoeur.dreamwidth.org/1668137.html
Check it out, and join in the conversation!
28.09.2025 17:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
02.09.2025 01:36 β π 5214 π 1289 π¬ 56 π 99
ACTION OPPORTUNITY: Public Comment Period for urging CDC to restore old guidelines that everyone get COVID vaccine access, opposing new restriction to high-risk only (which will reduce number of places stocking it & make it easier for insurance to deny coverage). Commenting takes literally 1 minute!
03.09.2025 06:12 β π 243 π 264 π¬ 7 π 6
Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.
29.07.2025 03:26 β π 11252 π 1615 π¬ 588 π 442
Oh My God, TAKE IT DOWN KillsΒ Parody
Donald Trump is a notorious media bully. He uses lawsuits, executive power, and political pressure to punish critics and bend institutions to his will. Disney, Meta, and Paramount have since paid out multi-million-dollar settlements over content disputes. CBS News leaders resigned. Colbertβs show was canceled. The AP was barred from the White House. Even Rupert Murdoch is now being sued…
Oh My God, TAKE IT DOWN KillsΒ Parody
Donald Trump is a notorious media bully. He uses lawsuits, executive power, and political pressure to punish critics and bend institutions to his will. Disney, Meta, and Paramount have since paid out multi-million-dollar settlements over content disputes. CBSβ¦
28.07.2025 17:49 β π 54 π 21 π¬ 6 π 2
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
20.07.2025 14:37 β π 50180 π 7215 π¬ 1506 π 2004
Thread by @_ZachGriff on Thread Reader App
@_ZachGriff: I was just scammed by a @Hyatt hotel β and what Iβve uncovered so far points to a *much* bigger issue. A π§΅ (1/13) It started when I checked out of Hyattβs Pell Hotel near...
For those who haven't already seen this horror story: it appears that at least some #Hyatt hotels are using smoke detectors *specifically designed* to falsely claim that you were smoking in your room, and slap a huge fine on you.
threadreaderapp.com/thread/19459...
23.07.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#NameAndShame time -- #Citibank has managed to lose us as CC customers, after many years of using them heavily, by not only managing to charge us over $200 in late fees for a *four day* late payment, but then adding yet more because they *lost our check* for two weeks.
Bloody incompetents...
17.07.2025 19:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.
The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
10.07.2025 19:46 β π 6912 π 3027 π¬ 107 π 624
The Arisia Long Range Planning Committee would like you to join them to talk about...The Future of Arisia.
In-person: Th, July 24, 7-9pm at the Hyatt Regency Cambridge
Online: Sun, July 27, 2-4pm on zoom at buff.ly/b7hAi1z
If you canβt make either meeting, email us at lrp@arisia.org
16.07.2025 16:30 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Due to Donald Trump, the US now has zero global credibility. It will take many years to repair this damage.
25.06.2025 15:44 β π 105 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0
VA hospitals remove politics and marital status from guidelines protecting patients from discrimination
Department of Veterans Affairs says the changes come in response to a Trump executive order βdefending womenβ
Horrible to realize that something like this has largely been missed in all the other horrors: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The idea that veterans can lose their hospital support for their political views is very on-brand for the Trumpists, but wildly anti-American...
19.06.2025 01:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Reported numbers vary widely for each, but the No Kings protests probably got between twenty to a hundred times as many people as Trump's pathetic little parade. (Maybe even more.)
It was loud, joyful, and generally great.
Stuff like that gives me hope that we will yet get out of this mess...
15.06.2025 17:22 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
No Kings
On June 14βFlag DayβDonald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isnβt staged in Washington. ...
For those in the US who haven't already heard -- Trump's birthday (and tinpot-dictator military parade) on Saturday is an *excellent* time for nationwide mass protest: nokings.org
Y'all join in if you can -- it's time to upstage the asshole.
Spread the word!
10.06.2025 16:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There are over 700 Oregon businesses that have chosen to be listed as pro-MAGA businesses on this website, including the CrossFit gym in my neighborhood. www.publicsquare.com/search/busin...
26.04.2025 15:41 β π 785 π 252 π¬ 78 π 65
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
25.04.2025 01:32 β π 3837 π 2288 π¬ 487 π 1552
Christ alive.
Weβre all doomed.
23.04.2025 10:27 β π 440 π 140 π¬ 66 π 24
Shepherd of the faithful and master of the sick burn...
19.04.2025 23:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
U.S. intelligence contradicts Trumpβs justification for mass deportations
The determination is the most comprehensive assessment to date undercutting the presidentβs rationale for deporting suspected Tren de Aragua members without due process.
NEW: The National Intelligence Council determined in a secret assessment early this month that Venezuela is not directing an invasion of the United States by the prison gang Tren de Aragua, a judgment that contradicts Trumpβs public statements
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
17.04.2025 23:40 β π 474 π 217 π¬ 16 π 19
It's hard to express just how scary this is.
tl;dr - there is credible reason to believe that, whether due to incompetence or intent, DOGE has given Russia deep access to critical government systems.
18.04.2025 13:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Americans of Conscience Checklist: April 11, 2025 - Americans of Conscience
Protect the right to vote, demand due process, & prepare for electronic device searches when entering the U.S., & more in the April 11th, 2025 issue of the Americans of Conscience Checklist.
Time-critical CTA from the Americans of Conscience Checklist: americansofconscience.com/04-11-2025/
tl;dr - DHS is changing the rules, to enforce registration of undocumented residents. Given ICE's current behavior, this is terrifying.
This is imminent, so speak up *today*.
Spread the word...
11.04.2025 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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