Wizard for Hire

really picking Articuno over Rayquaza huh

"Just because you are Sol Badguy... doesn't mean you have to be a Sol 'Bad Guy'."

literally how

Gangnam Style was released on the 15th of July, 2012

Sexy ladies and mother father gentlemen, today is the only day when you can repost this

my aura is too powerful for even the elements

You know, they never said who Rumi’s dad was…

I should watch more tbh

ORB

ALSO MAKING A NEW FORTUNE STREET GAME IN ENGLISH COME ON NOW

if i was a billionaire i would spend so much money buying land in nevada and making a 1-to-1 recreation of 999 as a 9-hour escape room experience (but without, you know, the deadly parts)

SWSH over puzzle league is craaaaaazy

Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is so goated, not a single bad song in it

CHIHAYA NENDOROID

If hungry clicker drew ghost trick it'd become my reason for living

AKANE-BANASHI MENTIONED!!!!

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I can’t believe that JD Vance killed the Pope!

BAAAASSEEDD you got that latino in you bro

My computer keyboard and monitor, and on the monitor is a page with the title "MY NEXT BRILLIANT WORK OF ART THAT WILL ENDURE FOR CENTURIES, NAY, MILLENIA" followed by the word "Butts."

Behold the creative process at its raw primal genesis

Heathcliff Panel: The Amazing Randy is doing his magic act and pulls a carrot out of his hat. Heathcliff and Kevin the rabbit laugh in the wings. Randy says "Your time machine works, Nikola Tesla! And what is the future like? Is your name associated only with your groundbreaking achievements?"

New Yorker Panel: Nikola Tesla emerges downtrodden from his time machine. His assistant calls him "Kevin."

3/11/25

ah yes my favorite woman joe biden

omg he framed roger rabbit

idiot? more like i’d riot amiright

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS LET’S GOOOOOOOOO i guess i gotta move to europe now shit

Weird way to spell Brando Sando’s “The Way of Kings” but you’re almost correct (Dalinar isn’t a king)

it’s gotta be Supernatural, Extraterrestrial

Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is at the meat store. The butcher behind the counter says to Heathcliff "Take us to your despot."

New Yorker Panel: A flying saucer has landed on the White House lawn. Two aliens step out and see a secret service agent. One alien says "We don't have rainbow sprinkles."

2/17/25

Heathcliff Panel: Very muscular dogs work out and run around an outdoor gym at the dog pound. Heathcliff is standing with the dogcatcher who says "Gaston can't eat five dozen eggs every morning with these prices." It's unclear which dog is Gaston.

New Yorker Panel: A grocer is showing Lefou and Gaston his eggs. Lefou says "The exercise yard may have been a mistake.

2/14/25

arent we all

i’m not even a big football guy but someone has to put the chiefs out of their misery omg