bitter melon

thinking about getting transition lenses…

it’s too bad that sports tap is not a gay bar

28 days later but it’s love island…

what’s up with jeep owners and the dash full of rubber duckies…i’ve seen too many

watching strange days and i thought ralph fiennes was bradley cooper

scale is the lice of houseplants

shirley temple, the original mocktail

totally freaking bananas that movies cost millions to produce

pet owners are all infected by baby voice. no one can be spared.

i can’t believe i keep spending so much money on ugly orthopedic shoes… but i won’t be sore-ry

getting the band back together for a baby shower

wait a minute… crocodiles have narrow snouts and alligators have wide ones, yet croc shoes are wide…??

unpacking the phenomenon of townie fetishization

isabella rosellini is mother and mike white is father

i wasn’t paying too much attn to women’s history month but now that i know about mary and sai on survivor 48 im celebrating women again

the point of this detective work is solely to know who it us. not to compare looks, judge if they should be flattered, or to gossip. i just want to know if we know each other! or at least OF each other?? SEEKING CONNECTION (that could amount to NOTHING besides pure knowledge)!!!!

missed connections: cj said they saw someone who they thought was me at the steel yard yesterday. it wasn’t me. they were white, had short black hair & said “not dana but i guess i should be flattered” WHO WAS IT

i used to think sin bakery was the spot to go to if you wanted to be anon but actually it’s nitro. who are these people?!?? did i just crawl out from under a rock??

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