Give a man an egg: feed him for a day
Teach a man to hang out near a hen: feed him for a lifetime
Give a man an egg: feed him for a day
Teach a man to hang out near a hen: feed him for a lifetime
Why is Frankenstein's monster so eloquent in the book?
Only David Hyde Pierce could handle this dialogue
Wow the Post is back and with sharper writing than ever
09.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sad remembering when I looked out into the audience at the school play and my parrots weren't there
07.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the active ingredient in head & shoulders is knees & toes
28.12.2025 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0would I were a jingle bell
24.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my psychic diagnosed me with an eye problem...
I'm going to see something terrible
honestly getting emotional about the chive guy
23.12.2025 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's joydog?
23.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty sure Rudolph had a severe bioluminescent bacterial infection
23.12.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obviously Santa Claus was in the files
23.12.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I shoulda thought about what it would sound like to combine "sheesh" and "gee whiz" BEFORE I said "she wizz" out loud
21.12.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me drive the wiener mobile to the darien gap
17.12.2025 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Lindsey Buckingham had a dollar for every syllable he squeezed into the word 'road' in Holiday Road, he'd have ten dollars
30.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Source: Donald Trump
15.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Landman mans the land
06.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cooperation is short for coin-operation
31.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm hoping to be my own bot someday
09.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People forget King Arthur's claim to fame was free wagon rides and first-time gnome buyer assistance
18.09.2025 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love when everything's perfet
11.09.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone's always having more froth than me
09.09.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Vance says bully willing to give back bite of stolen lunch, suggests eat it happily or get beaten."
24.08.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tl,dr: Her character had to read all 2 pages of a NYPost issue and it broke her mind for several years
24.08.2025 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The last few Pirates of the Caribbean movies look like they were filmed entirely on desktop backgrounds
24.08.2025 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0forget dabs, I'm doing dollops
09.08.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now this is what News is all about. Where else can you get ads like this?
05.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"But what if everyone guffaws at me?"
02.08.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I have every Criterion, and I've even watched a couple of them."
01.08.2025 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy cow, New York Post has it all this week!
30.07.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow if the New York Post recommends it, then you know it's good
30.07.2025 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0