Micky Lockhart

That was a good Friday.

As a Relationship Anarchist I take the stance that your hardships from choosing to engage in toxic conventional relationships is your own damn fault.

So go cry to someone else about it.

Snow White and the outrage.

It's very simple, those hating on it are either sexual assault simps or they are racist.

Was that not the point of Uber capitalism where money is the most important thing?

Along with the total rejection of socialism, which places the importance of society above all else?

Cause we all figured you all knew that was going to happen and what those words meant... I mean it's in the names.

I mean no offense but as an outsider looking in the rest of the world is kind of looking at the USA like it's that reality TV show where you tune in every week just to see really dumb people do the most idiotic shit imaginable. Issue is we're kinda collectively over it and feel you need new writers.

You guys have rights?!

note: no worry tho it's safe to have kids do story time with me, I'm just going to talk them into burning down society. I'm not telling them vulgar stuff like they should embrace and love who they are and to each other, like one of those drag queens you are so worried about will.

Until next time!

This has been another explanation of holidays story time by yours truly.

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Oh and the Easter Bunny is a mammal that lays colorful eggs which for some reason are also chocolate... Surprisingly this actually checks if you consider the stunning track record of sheer stupidity the Catholic based religions have around the topics of reproduction.

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All because he got a little freaky and made out with Judas priest making it the most famous gay love story in the world.

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And that is why every year in April we come together and celebrate in the fact that the Christian massia who was somehow a white dude in the middle East 2k years ago in with a totally bastardized name pronunciation was put to death

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So the gommerment of course had to kill "J-eez-us" because he was supposed to have said "no homo" after the kiss but didn't, so that made him a homo. They nailed him good and hard, and then to a big wooden t which is why the cross is loved so very much.

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"J-eez-us" was at a Judas priest concert and things got a little wild and Judas ended up planting one on "J-eez-us" and as you know displays of homosexuality are a death penalty kinda offense in the middle East at that time.

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"Why do we celebrate Easter?'

Well too make a long story short there was this white dude in the middle East about two thousand years ago named Jesus (pronounced j-eez-us and not hey-zuse which kind makes no sense but I digress)

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