Unless itβs healthcare
17.10.2025 18:06 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ianthomasmalone.bsky.social
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Unless itβs healthcare
17.10.2025 18:06 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I was little, magazines that featured an exposed labia on the cover had to be embalmed with shrink-wrap.
14.10.2025 16:08 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0God can rest easy now that he doesnβt have to put his pronouns in his email signature.
14.10.2025 15:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt wait to tell my grandkids about the Giant Frogs that saved Portland.
12.10.2025 03:57 β π 918 π 127 π¬ 30 π 2Oh dear. I still sometimes feel bad for asking you to watch that so we could pod about it.
10.10.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bari Weiss was robbed.
10.10.2025 19:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stephen Miller wants to invoke the Insurrection Act to stop Elon Musk from dating his wife.
09.10.2025 16:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wrote about ICE's toilet problem, the Dem's genius shutdown strategy, Pam Bondi's meltdown, and the sword that Donald desperately wanted to gift to King Charles. Republicans are an absolute mess right now. Sad!
08.10.2025 18:47 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Strange that Republicans are so obsessed with litter boxes, but forgot to bring any for ICE to use in Chicago.
07.10.2025 14:53 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Concepts of a deflection.
07.10.2025 14:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What happened to his spray-on hair?
06.10.2025 19:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In that same book, The America We Deserve (his 2000 Reform Party campaign policy book) he also includes a picture of Hillary Clinton with a caption that sheβd make a great president.
06.10.2025 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βAs a news organization, letβs tone down the rhetoric and get back to what really matters: hating on trans people.β
06.10.2025 14:27 β π 110 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0They should be more like Mike Johnsonβs kid. Instead of playing video games, they should make a pact with their father to keep each other from screening adult films. Very normal.
06.10.2025 14:25 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Three days ago was my bottom surgery anniversary. Honored to have my Bluesky checkmark anniversary within the same week.
06.10.2025 02:35 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bad Bunny should offer an olive branch to conservatives by performing with a hologram Charlie Kirk at the Super Bowl. Iβm sure theyβd have a normal reaction to that.
03.10.2025 02:44 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The latest from my favorite trans-sister, @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social :
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They should have scheduled this rally at Gitmo if they were going to torture hundreds of general by making them listen to his weave.
30.09.2025 14:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only a Temu version of masculinity, the same kind who builds a makeup studio in his Pentagon office, would summon hundreds of generals to Quantico to try and teach them how to be more alpha.οΏΌ
30.09.2025 14:14 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs irresponsible of Trump to have Lindsey Halligan prosecute Comey, taking her away from the important work of figuring out who shot J.R.
27.09.2025 23:53 β π 47 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm surprised that Lindsey Halligan has time to prosecute James Comey with all the drama going on at Melrose Place.
27.09.2025 22:18 β π 1370 π 171 π¬ 138 π 33Fox wonβt care as long as they can say that the shooter once ate at an Olive Garden where there was a trans person was seated a few tables away.
20.09.2025 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If a woman went out in public with her privates dangling out like his labia, she'd be arrested for indecent exposure.
19.09.2025 16:19 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Senate Democrats just let a βDay of Remembranceβ for Charlie Kirk pass with unanimous consent. Something tells me that these are not the warriors weβre looking for.
18.09.2025 17:38 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I wrote about the mainstream media's sickening efforts to normalize Charlie Kirk on my Substack.
15.09.2025 18:01 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I heard that the shooter once used public TRANSportation.
14.09.2025 20:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These canβt both be true.
12.09.2025 01:00 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Charlie Kirk lived in Arizona, where I had all of my trans surgeries.
I dedicate my Kirkland Signature hardware to his memory.
People are saying the shooter didn't even have a single pronoun.
10.09.2025 20:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He looks tired. Maybe he should rest and resign.
10.09.2025 16:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0