@swishymcjackass.bsky.social
Crazier than a rainbow trout in a car wash.
After all of this time I expected something with a little more finesse.
But look at the source...
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead.
04.11.2025 19:37 — 👍 44 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 5
Blake the frog
Blake the frog
01.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 47 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0Breaking on MSNBC:
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
Found the paid protester
18.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 1802 🔁 268 💬 16 📌 25You can rest assured that they will never change. 😄
16.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
09.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A history lesson for Pam Bondi...Nixon never went to prison, but his Attorney General did. Maybe mull that over for awhile.
09.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Nothing gets me fired up for leg day quite like listening to the audiobook of "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn.
05.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
30.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 2829 🔁 741 💬 61 📌 34I'm really tired of people having faith in me, because I know they'll get sick of me and I'll fail them again, eventually.
28.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's 4-12 in his last 16 one score games. A discussion is needed.
Also DK McDonald is a shit DC.
26.09.2025 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Democrats have too many lawyers and lawyer brain. “It appears” and “seems like” —- just say shit.
25.09.2025 13:07 — 👍 151 🔁 15 💬 7 📌 0It warmed my pedantic little heart to hear Ken Jennings correctly pronounce forte as "fort."
17.09.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@amahnke.bsky.social say it with me... TONAWANDA. Not Towanda.
16.09.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same. 😞
16.09.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would love the face to face chance to explain to J D Vance that he's a nothing little pissant that no one likes and no one will ever follow. If he is without Trump, he's suddenly the kid who gets bullied on the playground. He's an asshole and the MAGA crowd will never follow him, or Moore.
16.09.2025 03:53 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.
13.09.2025 11:34 — 👍 612 🔁 199 💬 29 📌 43 day old Big Mac crumbs.
13.09.2025 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everyone should be held to the same standards.
12.09.2025 19:31 — 👍 21484 🔁 6762 💬 641 📌 292
12.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 65 🔁 29 💬 8 📌 3
Hitler had a family.
Mussolini had a family.
Fuck Charlie Kirk.
And if his wife is anything like he was, fuck her as well.
Here are the facts:
Bluesky violated their own Terms of Service because they panicked and saw Nazis on twitter getting angry.
They took marching orders from the Nazis and helped them target BIPOC and trans users on their website.
@jay.bsky.team is complicit.
@aaron.bsky.team is complicit
Trump: "All flags to be flown at half mast for Charlie Kirk."
This Catholic Church in Tonganoxie: "Fuck You."
The Reichstag Fire was a hoax perpetrated by the Nazis, to empower the Nazis, so if a right winger says this is that for them, there you have it
11.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0See? This is a good political response to what happened (if you must). Acknowledge, but make sure you get in something about how the right is constantly fomenting violence.
10.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 3899 🔁 700 💬 27 📌 8As Malcolm said of another murder, chickens . . . roost.
10.09.2025 23:39 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
