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Crazier than a rainbow trout in a car wash.

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It’s actually FEWER Misérables

03.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 5082    🔁 989    💬 52    📌 36
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after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.

03.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 24792    🔁 6086    💬 1098    📌 759

Fellas you gotta dress like Rihanna and get your own rain machine for the musical number, it works

02.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 2184    🔁 262    💬 22    📌 12

lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

02.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 3956    🔁 452    💬 31    📌 8
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Fuck all these fascists and their supporters!

30.01.2026 19:37 — 👍 2403    🔁 266    💬 61    📌 10

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood."

30.01.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The American dream belongs to all of us." - Kamala Harris

"Sometimes you need a dictator." - Walking Circus Peanut

24.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 1246    🔁 265    💬 36    📌 4
Actual photo of Greg Bovino

Actual photo of Greg Bovino

The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.

21.01.2026 09:00 — 👍 7609    🔁 1643    💬 779    📌 324
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Damn, I need to try all those now.

23.12.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This Righteous Gemstones spinoff looks terrible. 😕

23.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I want my next wedding reception to be a dark room full of soft pillows with color-changing lights, Pure Moods 1997 on the speakers, and some weapons grade hallucinogens.

07.12.2025 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nate Burleson out there looking like a flight attendant on the first commercial flight to the Moon.

23.11.2025 19:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So other than Kelce no Chiefs felt like playing or coaching football today

17.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

While I can get behind him on some of that...on a dating app?

17.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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After all of this time I expected something with a little more finesse.

But look at the source...

08.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead.

04.11.2025 19:37 — 👍 44    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 5
Blake the frog

Blake the frog

Blake the frog

01.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 49    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

Breaking on MSNBC:

Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.

29.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 13149    🔁 6010    💬 629    📌 637
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Found the paid protester

18.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 1780    🔁 266    💬 16    📌 25

You can rest assured that they will never change. 😄

16.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say

10.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 754    🔁 163    💬 6    📌 21
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A history lesson for Pam Bondi...Nixon never went to prison, but his Attorney General did. Maybe mull that over for awhile.

09.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Nothing gets me fired up for leg day quite like listening to the audiobook of "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn.

05.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

30.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 2805    🔁 731    💬 57    📌 34