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@andrewholgate.bsky.social

Former Sunday Times literary editor. Now writing a book about the death of Mussolini for Weidenfeld.

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A peacock showing off its art.

05.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 18082    πŸ” 2551    πŸ’¬ 546    πŸ“Œ 273
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Penguin’s reaction when her favorite human comes to check up on her... πŸ₯Ή #bluesky

05.08.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 21917    πŸ” 2833    πŸ’¬ 462    πŸ“Œ 266
RULE 1.
THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "Π’Π•Π•Π -BEEP!"
RULE 2.
NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM THE COYOTE - ONLY HIS OWN INEPTITUDE OR THE FAILURE OF THE ACME PRODUCTS.
RILEろ。
THE COYOTE COULD STOP ANYTIME - IF HE WERE NOT A FANATIC.
(REPEAT: "A FANATIC IS ONE WHO REDOUBLES HIS EFFORT WHEN HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIS AIM.' -GEORGE SANTAYANA)
RULE I.
NO DIALOGUE EVER, EXCEPT "Π’Π•Π•Π -BEEP!" RULES.
THE ROAD RUNNER MUST STAY ON THE ROAD - OTHERWISE, LOGICALLY, HE WOULD NOT BE CALLED ROAD RUNNER.
ALL ACTION MUST BE CONFINED TO THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
OF THE TWO CHARACTERS - THE SOUTHWEST AMERICAN DESERT.
RULE 7.
ALL MATERIALS, TOOLS, WEAPONS, OR MECHANICAL CONVENIENCES MUST BE OBTAINED FROM THE ACME CORPORATION.
RULE 8.
WHENEVER POSSIBLE, MAKE GRAVITY THE COYOTE'S GREATEST ENEMY RULE 9.
THE COYOTE IS ALWAYS MORE HUMILIATED THAN HARMED BY HIS FAILURES.

RULE 1. THE ROAD RUNNER CANNOT HARM THE COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "Π’Π•Π•Π -BEEP!" RULE 2. NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM THE COYOTE - ONLY HIS OWN INEPTITUDE OR THE FAILURE OF THE ACME PRODUCTS. RILEろ。 THE COYOTE COULD STOP ANYTIME - IF HE WERE NOT A FANATIC. (REPEAT: "A FANATIC IS ONE WHO REDOUBLES HIS EFFORT WHEN HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIS AIM.' -GEORGE SANTAYANA) RULE I. NO DIALOGUE EVER, EXCEPT "Π’Π•Π•Π -BEEP!" RULES. THE ROAD RUNNER MUST STAY ON THE ROAD - OTHERWISE, LOGICALLY, HE WOULD NOT BE CALLED ROAD RUNNER. ALL ACTION MUST BE CONFINED TO THE NATURAL ENVIRONMENT OF THE TWO CHARACTERS - THE SOUTHWEST AMERICAN DESERT. RULE 7. ALL MATERIALS, TOOLS, WEAPONS, OR MECHANICAL CONVENIENCES MUST BE OBTAINED FROM THE ACME CORPORATION. RULE 8. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, MAKE GRAVITY THE COYOTE'S GREATEST ENEMY RULE 9. THE COYOTE IS ALWAYS MORE HUMILIATED THAN HARMED BY HIS FAILURES.

Because there’s never a bad time to share Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner, here are Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner

03.07.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1580    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 34
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My dog Nina (left) and her brother Gus the other morning, looking like two old friends just happy in each other’s company. That after spending half an hour trying to tear each other’s ears off…

02.06.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of an owl, looking at the camera, wings pinned back and gliding above a picture of the same owl looking at the camera and raising one wing.

Picture of an owl, looking at the camera, wings pinned back and gliding above a picture of the same owl looking at the camera and raising one wing.

"Morning, Jim!"
"Hey, Tom."

02.06.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 24528    πŸ” 2700    πŸ’¬ 285    πŸ“Œ 103
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They have the Pope selection looking like the NFL Draft. #NFL #nfl #nflmemes #PopeXIV #Cardinals

08.05.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
A brown bunny sits with its eyes closed while four hands form a star shape with their fingers, touching the bunny's paws.

A brown bunny sits with its eyes closed while four hands form a star shape with their fingers, touching the bunny's paws.

08.05.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17246    πŸ” 2137    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 93
This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.

This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. πŸŽ‰

Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.

You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

08.05.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 43724    πŸ” 8075    πŸ’¬ 662    πŸ“Œ 488

What do these corporations have in common?

Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel

In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.

This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.

14.04.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 36748    πŸ” 11396    πŸ’¬ 576    πŸ“Œ 320
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Oooft! What a treat. How could you resist? Now in stock.

22.03.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Winner of The Pol Roger Duff Cooper Prize, Sue Prideaux, holds her winning book Wild Thing: A Life of Paul Gauguin

Winner of The Pol Roger Duff Cooper Prize, Sue Prideaux, holds her winning book Wild Thing: A Life of Paul Gauguin

Congratulations to Sue Prideaux winner of The Pol Roger Duff Cooper Prize 2025 for Wild Thing: A Life of Paul Gauguin, published by @faberbooks.bsky.social. 🍾

03.03.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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To celebrate The Pol Roger Duff Cooper 2025, each Friday we’re profiling a shortlisted book. This week we dive into Wild Thing: A Life of Paul Gauguin by Sue Prideaux (@faberbooks.bsky.social). 🧡
@newcollegeoxf.bsky.social

21.02.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Book on a table with caption: The Pol Roger Duff Cooper Prize 2025 Shortlist. The book is THE SCAPEGOAT: The Brilliant Brief Life of the Duke of Buckingham

Book on a table with caption: The Pol Roger Duff Cooper Prize 2025 Shortlist. The book is THE SCAPEGOAT: The Brilliant Brief Life of the Duke of Buckingham

To celebrate The Pol Roger Duff Cooper 2025, each Friday we’re profiling a different shortlisted book. This week we’re raising a glass to THE SCAPEGOAT: The Brilliant Brief Life of the Duke of Buckingham by Lucy Hughes-Hallett (@4thestatebooks.bsky.social) 🧡
@newcollegeoxf.bsky.social

14.02.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Beautiful advance copy of #TheProsecutor from @penguinbooksusa.bsky.social & looking forward to hosting a Q&A at Piccadilly @waterstones.bsky.social
with @jackfairweather.bsky.social on 4 March. Tickets still available. @wehaveways.bsky.social

08.02.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy stared at me the entire way from DC to LA and I was convinced he was going to follow me and kill me before I realized his sunglasses were just on the back of his head.

26.01.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13034    πŸ” 1016    πŸ’¬ 754    πŸ“Œ 101
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To celebrate The Pol Roger Duff Cooper 2025, each Friday we’re profiling a different shortlisted book. We’re kicking off with, Italy Reborn: From Fascism to Democracy by Mark Gilbert published (Allen Lane).

24.01.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

A really good shortlist for a really excellent prize

23.01.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dept. of completely unexpected phone calls: one telling me I was being given a Robert Silvers Prize for literary journalism (along with Louis Menand!). All the more exciting because I always thought of Robert Silvers as dwelling on the peak of the Mount Olympus of editing.

03.01.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Bristol Short Story Prize

Bristol Short Story Prize now open for stories of up to 4000 words, judged by prize-winning novelists and a literary agent. Also winning stories published.

Link below

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bssp.blogs.bristol.ac.uk

18.12.2024 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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NEW! Never Too Late 60+ award - Bridport Prize

Never Too Late Award for a writer over 60 from The Bridport Prize.

Please share.

13.12.2024 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11
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Early promise… a primrose already.

12.12.2024 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kit de Waal: The Best of Everything | Southbank Centre

I'll be at The Southbank Centre in April taking about my new novel. For the very, very organised amongst you, tickets are now on sale :)

06.12.2024 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Hi Kit!!

05.12.2024 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Victorian family grave in Nunhead Cemetery, where I walk every day, is a heartbreaker. A memorial to six children in one family who died successively at 5 months and 14 days, 5 weeks, 14 days… on and on

28.11.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Marika , very good to hear from you. I had got rid of all my social media recently after retiring from the Sunday Times. I’m sort of ho-humming about how healthy it is to re-engage

28.11.2024 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s very kind. Weirdly, I’ve just been writing about her. A very Trump-like moment - he turned his head just as she fired and she only grazed his nose. Thank you very much for that

28.11.2024 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Christmas Evening at Foyles Charing Cross Road It's that time of the year again! The Foyles Christmas Evening 2023 is coming soon! Come along to Foyles Charing Cross Road and meet some of the best authors of the year, get your Christmas g

I'm going to be eating mince pies and signing books at Foyles tomorrow night alongside lots of other authors. Free Christmas event. Come along!

27.11.2024 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My first post on here. Just a general hello. It feels remarkably like old times

22.11.2024 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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