Serving Punt

Even doing cooking like that for your family is a heroic feat when you're pressed under the weight of the world. I hope you take care of yourself as well as you take care of your family and friends. 💙

The Chiefs going 12-0 in one-score games last year and 0-3 this year is a clear omen the gods have abandoned them. It should be treated the same way ancient peoples treated solar eclipses and floods. They must sacrifice Harrison Butker at sunrise to rid themselves of evil

"AI saves time" what if time doesn't want to be saved? What if time is DNR?

couple statements so my beliefs are clear:

- if you decide you’re trans, then you’re trans.

- neopronouns & xenogenders are hella cool.

- everyone should be able to get HRT if they want.

- you don’t need to medically transition or have dysphoria to be trans.

- liberation not assimilation.

Allen and Diggs should kiss at midfield next game so we can all move on

Excuse me, into my soul is that which you're looking.

Tre white open to work

Sure would be nice if Maye throws a pick that immediately leads to a game-changing touchdown for the Bills… 😬

KEON

More the merrier

wait

Next to yours? With a peephole?

Get a room

Past yeetery!!! noice! 😎 Now take that energy and wipe it on diggs! Muahahah

u single or what, u look tall

Sounds like a personal problem

Any other exes to ditch? 😹 Yeet 'm!

Put a poomoji in there?

May you get half Diggs' money dropped on your doorstep as a karmic reward.

LISTEN UP #BILLSMAFIA delete your ex's number from your phone. Right now. It's the only way to cure the Diggs curse. Our exes do not deserve this much of our consternation.

Vrabel looking like his toddler just pooped on the bar floor

"lot of guys that can throw the ball" blah blah blah you are literally a wet piss condom, Collinsworthless. Shut the fuck up

Wear UB jerseys get UB results

Nah I'm not fertile any more so it doesn't work for him

I think I saw the 1972 Dolphins slipping the refs an envelope.

Put a taco bell bag on the skeleton wearing a diggs jersey in the front yard. RS if I should piss on its feet

Graphic mimicking the style of "on brand with Jimmy Fallon" that says "Jimmy Fallon is a corporate whore."

Fixed it

Can't take any chance with the white pants

Srsly is this 2017 or what????

Oh shit I forgot!!! 😂 geez I mean who has more commercials at this point, Josh or Shaq??

Ok ok ok
Sofi
Pistachios
Therapy gun thing
Sleeping candy

JOSH. IT'S OK. JUST FOOTBALL.