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@audreyoriginal.bsky.social

Audrey Original. Host of the future Serving Punt podcast. Retired as Bills Polka. wUUtch. radical leftie. fucking go bills @BillsPolka @audreyoriginal tw/ig

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I don't need digital VD. I have my own!

27.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I can't fit my whole boob in a skirt or pants pocket, the pocket is too small.

27.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

give gaff gov

27.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tortoiseshell cat looking out an open window past a window screen onto a desert landscape. There's a little bit of sun shining in from the top of the frame.

A tortoiseshell cat looking out an open window past a window screen onto a desert landscape. There's a little bit of sun shining in from the top of the frame.

Chia and I are happy it's windows open season.

26.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

cor-gi-que

25.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A small gray and yellow lizard perched on top of a ceramic cat

A small gray and yellow lizard perched on top of a ceramic cat

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

24.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This fucking sucks dude. I'm so sorry.

23.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Very good cup. Intense wolf eyeballs.

22.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They don't let you drink while doing it?

21.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

10 o'clock???
FUCK YOU

20.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

How is it 9pm again??? So unfair!!!

19.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

snick ick ick ick ickity lolololzy

20.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SNORT

20.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SNORT. Thank you.

19.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bad brain day. pics or memes would be appreciated. 💚

19.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0

In Vegas!??

18.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you ever find yourself in the south, it's a very underrated chicken chain. I don't even remember if they have anything other than tenders because the tenders are so good and the gravy overrules any other thing one could think of for dipping. 🤌🏻 muah

18.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

magnets

18.02.2026 04:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YES. The bread is the best part and chicken express leaves the rest of it in the dust.

18.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A full rainbow stretches over a desert landscape. There's a tiny concrete block Stonehenge in the foreground and some Joshua trees and a mountain in the background.

A full rainbow stretches over a desert landscape. There's a tiny concrete block Stonehenge in the foreground and some Joshua trees and a mountain in the background.

lovely weather here yesterday, the desert fairies were riding their dirt bikes in the mud and smoking herbal cigarettes

17.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Just Beane horking down a bag of 'em

17.02.2026 06:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Food is great. It
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force

Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?

14.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 709    🔁 100    💬 23    📌 2
A tranquil desert scene with a plastic cat in a witch hat in the foreground, some skeletons in Bills gear in the mid ground, and some mountain and clouds in the background.

A tranquil desert scene with a plastic cat in a witch hat in the foreground, some skeletons in Bills gear in the mid ground, and some mountain and clouds in the background.

Don't forget to breathe out. Happy Friday

13.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A valentines bag of treats, bought from the students to help fund their year end activities, includes a sticker that says "Ms Griswold" which is a wonderful Valentine all itself

A valentines bag of treats, bought from the students to help fund their year end activities, includes a sticker that says "Ms Griswold" which is a wonderful Valentine all itself

As we argue about if defending trans people are worth defending politically, a polite reminder that the kids on the streets have made up their mind in the affirmative and it is simply non-negotiable to them, regardless of their understanding. Dont get left behind.

13.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
Lines of academy cadets, one in command red seated but at attention while in a wheelchair.

Lines of academy cadets, one in command red seated but at attention while in a wheelchair.

I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."

That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.

12.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 3675    🔁 865    💬 218    📌 396

🎶 share screen

Share screen

Share screen
Share screeeeeen 🎶

12.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cat usurped my dang heating pad

11.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who is the seabird main guy

09.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have.

Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.

Please eat arbys for some reason

09.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 208    🔁 59    💬 4    📌 0