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Pheman

@pheman.bsky.social

48. Capricorn. Texas born and raised. Proud UH alum, Texans season ticket holder since day 1, Astros junkie. Cigars, bourbon, Harley’s,barbecue, and trail riding are my guilty pleasures. I’m not trying to holla.

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Don’t come to Texas. We full and we ain’t nice people.

27.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All y’all visitors to Texas especially Houston during rodeo season need to use the internet to preview menus. Ain’t nobody got time to wait in line because y’all don’t know what bbq plate you want. We tryna eat round here. 😤

27.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last day to early vote in Texas. Make your voice heard! #texas #vote #primary

27.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two days straight of boiled seafood. My stomach can’t take no more butter.

27.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m voting for whoever gon lower these damn crawfish prices!

27.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Random but who remembers cross colors of Benetton?

27.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to fear what Sinclair broadcasting was doing but that pales in comparison to what Elon, Ellison, Zuckerberg, and bezos is/will do.

27.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

All media is controlled by the rich and powerful. You’re naive if you don’t believe for a second that we are about to be inundated with propaganda.

27.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So happy the rodeo is starting. Bout to hit this bbq cookoff tomorrow and get sauced.

27.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tomorrow is the last day of early voting in Texas. Voting day is March 3rd. Go vote! #houston #texasprimary #vote #hariiscounty

27.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Man what a time this era was! These were real baddies.

27.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did i just see some pwussy on my skyline? I know that ain’t what i thought it was!

25.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you much.

25.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Uncorked was a blast. #rodeo #wine

25.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Anybody having a drinking game going on for this debacle tonight? Or are we all not watching?

25.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Apple plans to manufacture Mac Mini in Houston, WSJ reports Apple will move some production of its Mac Mini desktop computer to the U.S. from Asia, The Wall Street Journal reported on Monday.

Apple plans to manufacture Mac Mini in Houston, WSJ reports reut.rs/4rcFVq1

24.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 26    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 4
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Nigga I’m drunk

23.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wife 10 years laser than me and ALL the f her friends live ok younger than me. Just gorgeous!

23.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m wine drunk

23.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I exclusively wear comfortable flats. Always.

22.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Lol just let her have it cause I know that she looks good with em on 😂

They do have foldable flats btw that way she doesn’t have to suffer most of the night

22.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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#hlssr #rodeouncorked

23.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂😂😂😂. I’m hearing all about her feet hurting. Lawd help me.

22.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Early Voting In Person in Texas | VoteTexas.gov If you are registered and qualified to vote on Election Day, you can cast a ballot during the early voting period.

Day 6 of early voting in Texas. Go vote!

www.votetexas.gov/voting/early...

22.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do women wear heels/boots knowing they feet gonna hurt later? QTNA

22.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Bring back slapping racists.

22.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 9    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

I’m not drunk. I’m just emotionally happy.

22.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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