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T Porterhawk

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A foul mouthed cook who also writes on the side. Nerdy interests includes fountain pens, TTRPGs, sailing, natural sciences, & rocks. Dogmom to a spoilt corgi, Asami. Austin the lab 2010-2024 πŸ’” She/her

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Chocolate cupcakes. The frosting looks like the poo emoji on most of them. The foremost cupcake has a sad face in frosting.

Chocolate cupcakes. The frosting looks like the poo emoji on most of them. The foremost cupcake has a sad face in frosting.

I forgot about elevation adjustments. I just wanted to make some simple chocolate cupcakes for my family as a thank you but they look like poo 😭

At least they taste good 🫠

02.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The coyotes sang us to sleep and the eagles chittered at us awake. It's nice to be on the road again.

28.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The detail and overall vibe is gorgeous! I thought for a sec this was a fun concept for an Aurora skin from lol.

26.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I'd probably only get a couple dollars for them. Used book stores don't offer much and one already passed on them. I'd rather these books go to someone who would enjoy them than hpb

26.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, they never got back to me. I was so looking forward to fucking with this scammer.

25.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a text conversation: 
Sender: I am Emily from Kelly Sevies. Are you still available to work?

Me: Yes but my rates have doubled, or tripled depending on the size of the carcass.

- Jane Chopin,
"You kill 'em we fill 'em taxidermy"

Screenshot of a text conversation: Sender: I am Emily from Kelly Sevies. Are you still available to work? Me: Yes but my rates have doubled, or tripled depending on the size of the carcass. - Jane Chopin, "You kill 'em we fill 'em taxidermy"

This is most assuredly a scam. However, I desire to be entertained.

25.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a reconstruction of two panderodus, which are related to lampreys and hagfish, and have large, curved and serrated fangs lining their jawless mouths. extremely spoopy

a reconstruction of two panderodus, which are related to lampreys and hagfish, and have large, curved and serrated fangs lining their jawless mouths. extremely spoopy

happy #fossilfriday! this is panderodus, a jawless fish that lived between the middle ordovician and the late devonian. the species p. unicostatus was one of the few vertebrates of the silurian period to hunt large prey
(art by mightyfossils)

24.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
A red and a white hardcover book. Both are titled 'Shōgun' by James Clavell

A red and a white hardcover book. Both are titled 'Shōgun' by James Clavell

I've got an old 2 volume copy in my pile of books to sell. If you dm me a po box or something I can send it to you

24.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've used this ink and it's more difficult to clean than shimmer inks. Now I only use it with a dip pen to save my fountain pens, but it does work beautifully for things like addressing envelopes and solid lines with watercolor projects

24.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The gradient on these make them go from pretty to gorgeous 😍

24.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eating pumpkins? Hell yeah that sounds awesome

24.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An orange cat lying on his side on a wood brick before a fireplace. He's partially showing his belly but that is clearly a trap.

An orange cat lying on his side on a wood brick before a fireplace. He's partially showing his belly but that is clearly a trap.

This is Spud, he is the quintessential dumb orange cat with a charisma score through the roof. He works* at a ski area lodge.

*No he doesn't, he just lives there. His sister Maple is the working cat. Spud is too pretty to catch mice.

23.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a sims player but I feel for the folks who are. This really sucks because the game has been so inclusive and a safe space for so many people to express themselves.

Honestly I'm not surprised ea sold out, but now for sure I'll never buy one of their titles again.

23.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*gasp* he narrates his own memoir because of course he did. I need that audiobook!

21.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall

YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP.
YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS.
THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED
TONES

Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall YOU LOOK GREAT. YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP. YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS. THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED TONES

#MondayMotivation

20.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3834    πŸ” 1357    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 60
White waves made up of pancake ice.

White waves made up of pancake ice.

A landscape that looks like a beach with sand hills, but it is pancake ice golden in the late night sunlight.

A landscape that looks like a beach with sand hills, but it is pancake ice golden in the late night sunlight.

A landcape that looks like a desert, with golden brown sand dunes, but it is pancake ice moving waves in a semi freezing sea.  The late night sun turns the ice sand brown.

A landcape that looks like a desert, with golden brown sand dunes, but it is pancake ice moving waves in a semi freezing sea. The late night sun turns the ice sand brown.

Another landcape that looks like a sandy desert. In the foreground the pancake ice is visible.  The late night sun turns the pancake ice brown, adn the waves create shadows like dunes.

Another landcape that looks like a sandy desert. In the foreground the pancake ice is visible. The late night sun turns the pancake ice brown, adn the waves create shadows like dunes.

Here are some more of the "ice dunes".

These don't have icebergs for scale, but it felt surreal watching the waves, as they looked like sand dunes.

The katabatic winds moving the pancake ice freezing the sea.

Taken between 10pm - 1130pm 20/2/2024.

Terranova Bay, Ross Sea, #Antarctica πŸͺΆπŸ¦‹πŸŒΏ

20.10.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I went to 4 different apple orchards yesterday why does everybody hate caramel apples?

18.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream last night in which I was at a doctor's office and somehow we started talking about trrpgs and it ended with me running a game for a doctor a nurse and a tech for like 2 hours before they had to go back to dealing with patients. They were like "same time next week?" And I woke up.

17.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
GRAVITY SWALLOWS LIGHT by Danielle Rose Baker. A pearlescent watercolor painting on black paper of a black hole, shown with black center ringed by metallic silver paint, which swirls clockwise outwards in ribbons of reds, oranges, pinks and golds, with tinges of black.

GRAVITY SWALLOWS LIGHT by Danielle Rose Baker. A pearlescent watercolor painting on black paper of a black hole, shown with black center ringed by metallic silver paint, which swirls clockwise outwards in ribbons of reds, oranges, pinks and golds, with tinges of black.

#SpacetoberChallenge day 15: #BlackHole - one I did last year but I like how it came out (and it sure does shimmer in the light!)

#SciArt #illustration #SpaceArt #SpaceArtist

15.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not this year, but I'll definitely be eyeing everyone's swatches for any colors I might want. I'm just trying to downsize everything and I'm already overwhelmed by having so many bottles from last year

14.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A text conversation between op and partner:

Op: Free refills on black coffee 
Partner: Ooooo what a good way to learn the language that electricity speaks
Op: wait
Op: are you making fun of me
Op: how dare

A text conversation between op and partner: Op: Free refills on black coffee Partner: Ooooo what a good way to learn the language that electricity speaks Op: wait Op: are you making fun of me Op: how dare

I'm just trying to get some writing done while my windshield is being replaced. I did not come here to be so viciously attacked

14.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When writing my a fight scene nothing is more convenient than having swords lying around the house and a person to help choreograph.

Related, I threw a pillow at my partner like 5 times this morning πŸ˜…

13.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've gotten the double jab. Now I need to hurry up and make food for the next couple days before I start feeling like shit.

12.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Painting of a golden dragon twisting its body through the forest. Ferns are on the ground, and light shines through in a spotlight. Text reads kamakru.com. Signed Katie Croonenberghs 2024

Painting of a golden dragon twisting its body through the forest. Ferns are on the ground, and light shines through in a spotlight. Text reads kamakru.com. Signed Katie Croonenberghs 2024

Evening golden dragon

#watercolor #gouache #fantasyart #dragons #PNW

12.10.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 702    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I was tearing up, the cinematography was that good.

09.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

09.10.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12662    πŸ” 6704    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 223

I was so happy I lingered in the theater enjoying the credit music. Sinners was wild on a big screen.

09.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those poor dogs, just suffering from cheese neglect while you photograph their beautiful sad faces.

08.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blocking biggie like Signal for starters

08.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hare I was going to speculate he missed her so much he threw a big fit to get himself fired πŸ˜‚

08.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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