"Yesterday upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
I think he's from the CIA."
"Yesterday upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
I think he's from the CIA."
Fidel wouldnβt say βweebβ man he was born in 1926, the quote is real itβs just sad you added internet nerd shit to it,
05.03.2026 01:05 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge
04.03.2026 20:10 β π 1429 π 287 π¬ 25 π 7This is bad, and part of what makes it so bad is that this is clearly pulling from *genre* understandings of reality, which the statistical linguistic machine seemingly cannot distinguish from other text included in the training data. Truly an ideology machine where every episode of CSI is true.
04.03.2026 19:31 β π 987 π 294 π¬ 11 π 8i love the witch hat atelier mangaka more and more every day yall dont know what this means to me
04.03.2026 16:27 β π 3717 π 1375 π¬ 16 π 31
*Opening up the mind shredder app*
Itβs ok, I wonβt get my mind shredded.
I ORDERED FROM VINEGAR SYNDROME AND THE BOX HAD THIS FUCKIN THING IN IT
05.03.2026 00:53 β π 113 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0"Baseball Fan," oil on panel, 5" x 7"
New Sisko dropped. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
04.03.2026 19:03 β π 168 π 28 π¬ 3 π 1Oracle of Delphi gas leak theory ass government
05.03.2026 00:52 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
Our first Unreal Engine 3 president
01.03.2026 23:04 β π 1207 π 98 π¬ 17 π 0(pounding on neighbor's window) I am afflicted with mucus
03.03.2026 15:39 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1
dig through my sketchbook and found some fantasy themed pieces I did while trying to put myself into the mood for my upcoming creative project
#art #fantasy #illustration
Art by β’ Larry Elmore
27.02.2026 20:15 β π 371 π 44 π¬ 3 π 4A shot of Columbo saying nothing with a quizzical look on his face
Columbo saying "What about women?"
11.06.2024 21:02 β π 18 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Columbo a screencap of Columbo walking through a group of women exercising by belly dancing he says with a smile on his face "Excuse me. Pardon me."
An ariel shot of Columbo with his note pad in his hands he is standing inside a circle of belly dancing women and he says " Sorry, sorry, ma'am, forgive me."
27.05.2024 17:36 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Eight Popeye-related statues displayed throughout the city of Chester, Illinois, where Thimble Theater/Popeye creator Elzie Segar was born and raised. Statues shown are Popeye, Olive Oyl with Swee'Pea and Eugene the Jeep, Alice the Goon, Poopdeck Pappy, Brutus/Bluto, King Blozo, The Sea Hag and Roughhouse.
TIL: Chester, Illinois has a "Popeye Trail" of 19 statues (28 characters) situated throughout the city in honor of hometown hero Elzie Segar. Beyond the main cast they have Castor/The Whiffle Hen, The Sea Hag/Bernard, Alice the Goon & Child, King Blozo, Toar & more. I have a nerdly urge to visit.
04.03.2026 08:34 β π 767 π 202 π¬ 21 π 15π±π
05.03.2026 00:29 β π 555 π 124 π¬ 3 π 0How I feel when someone blocks me.
05.03.2026 00:32 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2i think of this tweet so often lol
05.03.2026 00:06 β π 1359 π 364 π¬ 3 π 1
The guys in the city for work
#digitalart #draw #drawing #illustration #ΡΠΊΡΠ°ΡΡ #ukrart #art
therapy?
04.03.2026 23:19 β π 75 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1Today we have an amazing interview from 1989 with Shigeru Miyamoto and Shigesato Itoi. Conducted shortly after the release of Mother, it's full of deep musings about realism, creative exhaustion, the moral panic over kids & gaming, and prescient visions of the future. shmuplations.com/itoimiyamoto/
02.03.2026 22:46 β π 496 π 209 π¬ 6 π 20Small frog on a large frogs back
These are my sons Mumbo and Jumbo
04.03.2026 06:46 β π 27 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0
This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
a digital painting showing the famous Hubble/James Webb image of the Pillars of Creation nebula, with its three tall fingers. the image has been heavily abstracted to be a collection of lines and polygons, and the colors have been saturated, such that it contains strong blues, yellows, and pinks. dots of stars can be seen throughout
A digital illustration showing a floating landmass, grassy with evergreen trees. It appears thin, maybe six feet deep, and underneath it can be seen a starry night sky. a race track passes through the sky and travels through the forest. the sky above is ocher, with puffy white clouds.
a digital painting of an anthropomorphic duck, in a blue uniform, with one hand touching an earpiece and the other holding a tool or weapon. The background is a collection of sci-fi elements, spaceships, planets, stars, a nebula that resembles an explosion. The piece is rendered mostly in shades of blues and yellows.
a digital painting of a spotted owlet sitting in the branches of a tree. he is framed by blue sky in the background, and the branches he sits on are dotted with lichen, complimenting the white spots in his brown feathers. he stares directly at the viewer with large yellow eyes.
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The image announces the upcoming release of a collector's edition for a role-playing game zine. Product: Crawl! Mega-Edition No. 1, a super-sized collector's edition of the original zine. Compatibility: Designed for use with the Dungeon Crawl Classics (DCC) Role Playing Game. Status: Launching soon from Straycouche Press.
this is happening
let me know if interested
tell all of your friends
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βHey, ChatGPT here. A user has designated you as their emergency contactβand honestly? Thatβs brave. Youβre not just an emergency contact, youβre a trusted confidant. So anyways, they think Iβm god and youβre the devil.β
04.03.2026 03:42 β π 167 π 25 π¬ 1 π 0