Dex Raccoon

A roo sits near a hot tub with a w i n d o w behind him

What? Is there something behind me?

#FursuitFriday feat. @kyrorave.bsky.social and @dexraccoon.bsky.social

My suit by @hallowmoon.bsky.social

Plotting our heist to get all your diet cokes and snow caps >>

To be fair, I did have a college quiz today x3 I didn't oversleep at least

I'm way too old to be having nightmares about oversleeping and missing a quiz @~@ but last night I had that dream, this is dumb

CW: Popping

Isaac should invest in more robust tanks...

Work done by the amazing @grindingmelons.bsky.social !!!

Mpphhh, don't eat my flotation device x3 hehe

The roo noms the giant donut!

Mmm… donut :3

#FursuitFriday feat. @dexraccoon.bsky.social

My suit by @hallowmoon.bsky.social

Oh you don't float away? Mrf, I dooo >///>

Over 500ft wide @///@ hng

X3 hehe it's okay, yee, was for Airborne August

M-mrmpphhhffff 204 d- days >////< I just calculated everything, hnggg

So here's some math if you're curious:

7000 L/min
×60 => Hrs
= 420,000L × 24 Hrs => Days
= 10,080,000L × 204 Days
= 2,056,320,000L Total
L => ft³ = 72618255.47273ft³
V => d = 517.6ft wide

>/////> s-so I'm g-gonna figure out how to draw that, and be stuck like that for 204 days, h-hrf

It is the first of September, here is the final tally:
Likes 2H - 141 // 282H
Shares 4H - 65 // 260H
Comments 8H - 38 // 228H
Follows 12H - [from 382] 72 // 864H
Total - 1634H // 68 Days
60 Day goal - ×3 Multiplier
Total time on tank and time stuck is 204 days.
Just uh.. how much helium is t-that?~

Hehe, love the expression! ^^ puff puff~

I play acoustic guitar ^^

Hrmpphhffff, b-buhhhhthuhhmnpjggfff

At least I don't have to worry about making it to 90 days
@/////@;;

B- but but but! Another multiplier? @///@ *whiiiiiiiines*

*paw slips off the valve* grk!?

M-mrmphfff! >////< that tank has a LOT more to go *squeaks!*

Another monthly milestone! I'm up to 2 full months, wh-what should be the new multiplier? >///<; it was 2× for 30 days

A little late to helium day, but better late than never! M-Mrmphf!

Akjgdsaafhkkkjgfds!!?

I knew my beans were in good paws x3

Happy Helium Day everyone!

comic panel of batman and raphael from tmnt batman: this is where i saw my parents die raphael raphael: discord hug emoji

Hrfff, I don't have to, you might :3

Imagine being over a year, hehe, what a blimp x3

Hehe, get huffing then! Up up and away x//3

I don't think you CAN come down~