JMMJH

Can you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men.

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Giggling and kicking my feet watching stray kids clips

Hey if you guys are really, really, really good—like if you don’t rape anyone, steal classified documents, obstruct the FBI, or attempt a coup—maybe Santa will bring you one of these for Christmas

Me with my baby

oh fuck off

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That means... Socks hit The Pentagon!!!! 🥹😭

buckaroo meme of avengers where captain handsome says 'congrats chuck your serious books are really successful.' then chuck says 'thats my secret cap. theyre all serious books'

we all know this classic way

aespa karina #kpop

Do you have an online shop?

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

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Hello BlueSky!

Satirical meme featuring Dr. Nick Riviera from The Simpsons, with the caption 'TRUMP SELECTS DR. NICK RIVERA TO SERVE AS SURGEON GENERAL.' The image depicts Dr. Nick holding a bone in front of a billboard with the phrase 'IF I KILL YOU, YOU DON'T PAY' and his name 'DR. NICK RIVIERA' written below. The meme humorously critiques the appointment of an unqualified doctor to a high-ranking medical position."

Breaking News, Trump selects Dr. Nick Riviera to serve as Surgeon General. #TrumpCabinet

If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library.

They don’t know where, or what it is!

The double standards are epic

I am looking forward to laughter this holiday season. We all need to make this a goal. I figure reading books and not watching TV should help.

🦋🦋

Books you MUST read before you die:

- Books you want to read

That's it. Well done! Keep reading.

You could make the argument that all other branches of Christianity are the subunits and Catholicism is the NCT 127 of God

After having spent an inordinate amount of time on X, one thing that is now abundantly clear is that WE ALL KNOW HOW TO SPELL OVER HERE.

I wondered why the writer in me has been so calm these past few weeks.

Pat yourselves on the back, people. 💙 😁 💞

I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”

Bingo has hit the second tower

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

The Scroll of Truth meme - an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information

#fossilheads