Sam

Labour government: You're gonna need a Kier Starmer Wank License to look at Wikipedia in case you see a picture of a tit in an educational context.

Also Labour: Please bow down to your new AI overlords. ChatGPT is causing psychosis in some users? Yeah, don't worry about that.

Make it make sense!

Big Taskmaster fan? 😅

Stock image of a woman in a redcurrant dress crying at therapy - the therapist in the background is taking notes and looking concerned. There's a watermark all over the image because the poster is not gonna pay for a license for a cheap gag, sorry.

Saw three more Aziracrow edits set to The Subway

I'm so sorry for your loss - she was a beautiful bird 💛

There's no other way it could end! 😭🕯️

No less than they deserve 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Lmaoo just seen this after commenting almost exactly the same thing - MAKE IT HAPPEN MAKE IT REAL 🕯️🕯️🕯️

If the final scene is them having a picnic on a tartan blanket beneath the apple tree in their cottage garden I'll die happy 😭

Exactly. The statement reeks of crap advice from her agent but unless she's dropping the job there's absolutely no point saying a thing. She's prioritising a wage packet over trans lives. Gross.

This is somehow worse than just taking the cash and saying nothing. Michelle CANNOT claim to be an ally while actively contributing to a project Rowling is crowing about funding her anti-trans terror campaign, and it's nothing short of sick to try and do so.

Definitely gets worse the longer I've been off, I totally agree! 😭

I've had two weeks off work and now I've got the Sunday scaries times infinity for tomorrow. Why can't I just be sickeningly wealthy and swan about on holiday full time? It's not too much to ask surely?

Good Omens Clown College, formerly Final 15 REHAB centre

Sigh, looks like I'm re-enrolling for another semester

Wolverine on his bed meme, except the picture he's stroking is now Aziraphale from Good Omens

This show came to my theatre years ago - I operated lighting for three days without realising there was a woman playing the Woman In Black, not just a trick of the light. Lemme tell you, when I walked into the green room on the 4th day to see her sat there in full costume I jumped out of my SKIN!

A faceless blue guy on a therapy couch talking to a faceless white guy in a chair all on the void of a black background

"And then they asked which onscreen couple's breakup hit the hardest."

My reasoning? Simply vibes based 😂 absolutely nothing to back it up, no plot reasons, nothing hahah

Your art always has a detail or two that just brings the biggest smile. LOVE Shadwell's socks in this one, he's definitely rocking a pair of dadcore New Balances just out of frame, not in a cool gen Z way, the 1990s originals. Also your colours are perfect 😭🫶

Me too! I haven't the faintest idea! I keep coming back to him going to Tadfield but why or to do what I just don't know

Quick someone write the crossover! 😂

Honestly if they did blind bags of their teeny tiny casserole dishes I'd be all in 💀

The poster's 5 year old kid at a restaurant mixing a bowl of strawberry and chocolate ice cream into some sort of vile sludge

Friends fear he's making ice cream soup again.

Hire a biplane to do some good old fashioned skywriting!

I fear we're gonna have to tap this particular sign plenty more times in the near future, but tap it we will

It looks absolutely stunning! 🫶

Check out what Good Omens HQ just posted on TikTok!!! Bouncing off the WALLS rn!