Sam 👽🐇

Happy birthday! Hope you have a lovely one! 🎉🥳

Hannah Spencer laughs and does the peace sign on Reform UK's grave while Zack Polanski laughs from stage right

Saw this on TikTok and HAD to save it

I fully endorse kicking all rich men in their tiny balls 🫡

Honestly I agree, I think we've all had zoochosis since COVID. Anyone who isn't angry simply isn't paying attention, and the billionaire class are sinking all our tax money into keeping us sedated.I hope you're alright, pal. We will endure 🫂

@greenpartyhan.bsky.social

Holy shit, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was perfect television. Daniel Ings, where have you BEEN?! Actually the whole cast was bloody brilliant, but I fear I'll be in love with Lyonel forever

Gorton & Denton by-election, 2026 Source: Britain Elects SIAIS r EFTIES Green GAIN from Labour 40.7 28.7 25.4 1.9 1.8 Grn 427.5 Ref 414.6 Lab 725.4 Con 76.0 Lib 72.0 1.4 Oth 78.9

Starmer:

“If you don’t like our policies you can leave.”

Voters:

Hand hand hand hand hand hand hand 😍🥵

This is precisely why I, and thousands of other ex Labour members, joined the Greens. Starmer has shown nothing but contempt for the socialist values the Labour party is supposed to be built on. Brave stuff from Clive Lewis, I'm sure Starmer will bury his career after this but it had to be said.

An absolute must-watch.

It's absolutely wild how quickly and thoroughly Labour have torched their own base for no gain at all. All in the name of pursuing what Very Smart People in the party and the media said would make them more electable, more serious.

Tell your internship you need time off to play jail 😂😂🫂

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Aw mate no wonder you're exhausted, that's a mad schedule! I hope you get to rest up even a little

Zack on the phone on the train

EXCL:

Zack Polanski overheard speaking loudly on his phone on a train saying there's shit loads of new green party members.

And the Greens are going to win elections right across England and Wales in May.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

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Investing at 843 likes

Inside you there are two wolves Aldi for the big shop, M&S food for picky bits

YouTube video by AveryCochraneVEVO Avery Cochrane - Losing Streak

As if today wasn't already good enough, Avery Cochrane just dropped a pop BANGER. If you like great catchy pop with equally brilliant lyrics give this a listen, I PROMISE you'll love it.

You mean to tell me that after a year and a half of being shat on by the Labour leadership, left wing voters decided to give someone else a go? Labour’s “it’s us or reform” message didn’t work because they’ve echoed Reform’s rhetoric since taking power?

Well I never. Who could have seen this coming

Let's hope she was also there in early 2025 🥺

Adria was in Scotland?? 👀🕯️🤞

Lyonel Baratheon, more like Fine-el Baratheon, amirite?

Started watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and I love him

Labour's only platform under Starmer is "we are not literally Reform UK".

They offer you nothing but not being the worst people in politics.

You deserve better than that, and Labour deserve to be replaced with a party with actual policies and decency.

a close up of a man in a white uniform Alt: Come back once you've had some rest?

Look, why don't you take the morning off? There's not much happening, I'm sure I can hold the fort alright here.

You don't seem convinced...

We can take our time and come up with something totally brilliant, but until then let's maybe just go with the flow for a bit?

My probation isn't even up for a few more days...

He's a canny little lad 💛

A basset hound sniffs everything he encounters on his walk

Getting in his legally mandated five thousand sniffs a day

a close up of a woman 's face with a smile on her face Alt: Let's take our minds off it, go get breakfast or something yeah?

Oh? Yeah, I mean like... they'd swept them but I thought with them being empty I could take the opportunity to do a full deep clean y'know.

Don't worry about him, he's drunk.

....mmmh? Sorry, I was busy sorting out these oubliettes, what a mess!

A plan? Uh, we shouldn't rush into it,. let's bide our time a little, no?