☝️ introduce yourself as the guy who never lies

a noir-like composition but with a limited color pallete instead of black and white. in the foreground, there's an open door. it reveals a room with orange light streaming from blinds. in front of the window, there are silhouettes of two figures standing close together.

a red haired woman wearing a brown trench coat stands next to a shelf with silhouettes of an old fashioned phone and a potted plant on it. on the right, there's a silhouette of a chair and a table with a laptop and a lamp on. the wall behind the woman is bright red, partially in the shadow, obscuring most of the woman's face, except for two glowing eyes. the woman's shadow is that of a werewolf

a bright yellow house partially obscured by shadows, with two people standing on the porch. a huge shadow of the mothman is falling on the house

a bunch of trees on the foreground, and an open door revealing two people, backlit by warm yellow light

tried to make some stuff that's out of my comfort zone. to make it more fun I put my favorite guys from #xfiles there

Discovered xfiles is on one of the streaming services I mooch but I'm scared. I'm scared of what will happen to me if I watch it again. Of what i might become

sketch of kirk and mccoy in their maroon uniforms, kirk walking and dragging mccoy along by his belt. kirk is saying “come on, bones.” and mccoy says “jim–!”

pushy…

Getting the urge to roleplay when I haven't in years and don't have any friends that do anymore is so vile. What am I supposed to do. Make a RP blog? Just take me out back and shoot me

I still really love this artwork from when I finished watching DS9 back in 2022 :) (nikodals is my old signature, btw! not stealing nikodals' art lol) #StarTrek #fanart #DS9

wrath of khan is due for a comeback in the younger generation. i feel like the thing standing in its way is. well the state of modern star trek. but it is simply one of the greatest old man yaoi movies ever made if you like anime you will like wrath of khan

I need them. Badly

"Sisko likes Julian better when Julian's suicidally depressed" COOL. FINE.

(Bashir enters.) KASIDY: That's why you're a good parent. You know all the clichés by heart. Well, hello stranger. Haven't seen you in days. BASHIR: I've been filling out reports for Starfleet Medical. KASIDY: I knew there was a reason why I didn't join Starfleet. I couldn't do this paperwork. BASHIR: Smart. KASIDY: There was a time when you couldn't get him to shut up. SISKO: I think I like him better this way. KASIDY: That's mean. SISKO: I was just kidding. KASIDY: No, you weren't.

Every so often DS9 will throw out a "everyone thinks Julian is annoying and wants him to shut up" just to hurt me, specifically

drawing of mccoy all sweaty and freaking out from his cordrazine overdose in city in the edge of forever, shouting “KILLERS!! i won’t let you get me!”

wet man wednesday cordrazine style
#StarTrek

Finding out that people absolutely hate the Quark sex change episode. And that's totally fair. Is it weirdly sexist? Yes. Is it wildly transphobic? Yes. However it did give us "Julian performs gender affirming surgery on Quark" and "Quark sleeps with a man" and honestly

🗣️📣QUAAAAAAARKKKKK
#startrek

ROM: Don't cry, Brother. Here, let me show you. Watch carefully. (does a ladylike walk) You see? It's more of a glide. LEETA: That's good. ROM: And when you sit, make sure your knees are touching. And don't forget to relax your shoulders, but keep your bottom tight. (Leeta looks worried.) ROM: What? QUARK: He's the one who should be wearing the dress. ROM: Why me? LEETA: You're so adorable, and complicated.

(grabs mic) I THINK ROM IS A WOMAN

"Doctor Bashir did a wonderful job" god I wish Julian did my gender affirmation surgery

I didn't have quark sex change episode on my DS9 bingo card but that's the beauty (?) of star trek. Anything could happen next. With a war on at that

doodle page of Garak and Julian Bashir from star trek deep space 9 . One where they are sharing a table talking excitedly. another, garak is maybe turning a phaser up to "kill" while julian backs up against a wall. finally, julian watches a smug garak sewing a few panels of fabric together.

most bisexual game of cat and mouse thirty years running (i am watching ds9 with friends)

Wind Waker is the greatest zelda game we've ever gotten and ever will get but no one is ready to accept this truth

Star trek was so good when it was sweaty. Make star trek sweaty again

Screenshot from star trek III: the search for Spock, of the main cast, serving cunt

Finally. Some cunt

There was no reason for the costume design in the search for spock to go so hard. But it did. And I'm grateful for it

Drawing of Uhura on a violet-blue background. She is wearing a red kurta paired with white pants and golden pointed shoes. The kurta contains golden accents, which match her golden jewellery and golden nails. She is holding a glass and looking down at Spock, who is still a sketch.

wip of uhura looking radiant #startrek

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

garashir marriage....girl whatever
#startrek #garashir

BASHIR: Giving them a chance to contribute doesn't necessarily mean sanctioning what was done to them. They didn't ask to have their DNA tampered with. They were only children. And why should they be excluded just because their parents broke the law? SISKO: You're right. It's not quite fair. But even so, it seemed like a good way to discourage genetic tampering. O'BRIEN: Besides, it's not as if we're trying to exclude them from anything. We're just talking about limiting what they're allowed to do. BASHIR: Like joining Starfleet. WORF: Exactly.

They are making Julian sit there while his coworkers talk about how he's a freak who shouldn't be allowed to participate in society

DS9 season 6. julian experiences microaggressions

excerpt from a star trek book reading "... Julian Bashir leaning forward the way a little boy peeks over the safety wall at the zoo's tiger den"

the way this author describes julian

excerpt from a star trek book that reads "Dr. Julian Bashir stood on the periphery of the command circle, his large eyes and tender expression pleated with concern."

His big, beautiful eyes. His soulful, sorrowful eyes. His tender, tortured expression

Valondar @VK_HM Kids today watch 'good' TV with 'great' episodes but truly great TV is 200 episodes and 40 of them are the worst things you've ever seen

GARAK: A thirty two point seven percent chance of survival. I call that insulting. BASHIR: Don't take it so personally, Garak. It's strictly a matter of mathematics. GARAK: No, it's strictly a matter of our lives. You're not genetically engineered. You're a Vulcan. BASHIR: If I'm a Vulcan, then how do you explain my boyish smile? GARAK: Not so boyish anymore, Doctor.

BASHIR: We have to go to full impulse one point three seconds before the bomb detonates. SISKO: Dax? DAX: The computer agrees with Julian. GARAK: Of course it does. They think alike.

garak thinks he's engaging in good-natured ribbing with julian meanwhile julian is considering 5 different ways of killing himself as soon as the war is over

I think it's crazy how hard they wrote Julian as autistic and then gave him a story about his parents subjecting him to invasive + illegal medical intervention because he was developmentally delayed and then made him experience microaggressions based on the way his brain works