Sam I Guess

Uma movie peak…

UMA MOVIE TIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uma movie tonight 💙🌹

‪A few days ago I tried eating some spicy ramen I got from the asian supermarket to torture myself (I cannot tolerate spice at all) and it wasn’t that spicy at all so I was really sad about it 😔 ‬

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I am 8 pieces short of completing Puzzle Swap I am soooooo impatient on finishing that next con!!!!!!!!!!!

I told a friend "Fuck you!" in response for her harassing me to go to sleep and she responded by saying "up, now *that's* a twink response"????????????????????????????????

Rabbit & Steel Grenadier doodle (I like this game a ton :3)

Venti offers you a drink by the riverside 💚

Haven't touched my ACNH in quite a while, maybe I can use this as my excuse to check out the new stuff ^^

"I feel like all of Sam's friends want to beat him but not in a violent way" - One of my friends just now?????????????????????????????????????????

Specifically my feed on twitter, the bsky feed is normal and not magically Genshin filled 👍

YO DRAGON BALL SUPER RESUMING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SO HYYYYYPPPPPEEEEEREEE!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER PRIVACY IS DEAD AND EVERY CORPORATION IS IN CAHOOTS SHARING ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION!!!!!!!! :D :D :D (Quietly started getting back into Genshin and my feed has suddenly started shifting back into giving me Genshin posts and ads)

Always oomfie ❤️

Jiuzi's Cool Workshop (commissions) Comms OPEN 3 slots available for all options! SALE! 10% OFF (until idk I think at least a month) -Full Color Illustration- Closeup/Bust: $18 Halfbody: $27 Fullbody: $36 -Doodles/Quick Sketches- Pay what you want ($5 minimum) Pay higher = less mess and more effort and polish -Extras- Background: FREE (white/transparent), $5 (simple), $10 (complex) Extra character: 75% of your chosen tier's price (Max additions: 2) Won't draw: -Nudity -Sexual stuff -Gore (for now) -Mecha -Complex designs -Anything taboo -WARNING- You might need to PAY EXTRA bc Artistree intends to give artists full money instead of cutting off due to fees -Notes- -Paypal, Venmo, Credit and Debit -Via Artistree -Upfront only -Clear refs pls More info, more examples and TOS here: noncandy.neocities.org

All main comm tiers have been reopened with a 10% off discount!!! I'm still recovering from the typhoon flood so please commission me or spread the word if you can't 🙏🙏🙏
Sale ends in at least 1 month :D
#krita #イラスト #supportartists #artcommissions #commsopen #commissionsopen #commissions #artistree

Rice Shower strength training with Trainer-san!!! @noretorious.bsky.social

Been a bit since I last updated this as it and my soul had to die for the past 6 months, but it’s back now so current state of the Sam plush corner!!!! :D

LOL! I usually try to filter out bots when I can, especially before I make these sort of goal celebration posts. If there are any bots in my followers, they aren’t obvious ones.

Oh hey I just noticed I hit over 100 Bluesky followers yaaaaaaaaaaay! Thank you all for the follows, I promise I will get into more shenanigans in the future 😊

The most upsetting part of Magfest for me is that I AM FUCKING 8 PIECES OFF FROM FINISHING THIS SHIT NEXT CON CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“YURI IN REAL LIFE?????” - My yuri-brained lesbian roomie after seeing two woman riding the same scooter together driving back from the airport 😭😭😭😭😭😭 (Also forgot to travel post but I am back home in the tourist hellscape yay!!!)

Post Magfest FEASTING!!!

As we wind down tearing down, I’d like to thank you all for the absolute blast that was Magfest! Overly sappy message written below cause I have a looooooot to say as I am a certified yapper :P

YEEEEESSSSSSSS IT WILL BE SO GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

Alright, time to play a little more Wacca as a treat ☺️

Still haven’t slept, but I have sobered up. I’d apologize for drunk posting but it was really funny so I won’t :3

I’LL ALWAYS COME BACK FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ok I too much alcohol to learn new things back to Wacca