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Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&

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That's what safe search does, it pixalates naughty bits.๐Ÿ˜‚

14.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The frog army will be strong on No Kings Day.

14.10.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson is a ball-licking eunuch. lolol

14.10.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think it means the dude's sarcasm hurt Lontar.

14.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JPMorganโ€™s Dimon on Tricolor losses: 'It is not our finest moment' JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon offered a warning Tuesday when discussing the losses his bank took from the fall of subprime lender Tricolor Holdings, saying 'when you see one cockroach, there's probab...

Jamie Dimon of Chase Bank called the failed auto company, subprime auto lender Tricolor Holdings, a cockroach. lol
Didn't we bail his ass out once before?
finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorga...

14.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy dog shit!!! VD Vance may be a bigger bullshitter than Tramp. ๐Ÿคฏ

14.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the drunk got the fatty thing right, at least in the National Guard? lolol

14.10.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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His posture is shite, his fat arse fills the chair to almost overflowing, and his cankles look OK.
Blood clot or congestive heart failure, can I get an Amen?

13.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Gestapo, by any other name, is still a sin against mankind.

13.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sad part is, I had to look it up to see if it was true. Why? Because those assholes are capable of the most absurd proclamations.

13.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am waiting for the MAGA claim that Soros is buying all the inflatable costumes. LOL

13.10.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The victors write history.๐Ÿฅฒ

13.10.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steve can shove his hateful rhetoric up his conflicted ass. F'ing psycho.

13.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read somewhere that if the Earth were flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now. =^..^=

13.10.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cat peeking out of a wooden door with the words peek-a-boo written below it ALT: a cat peeking out of a wooden door with the words peek-a-boo written below it

Where? Hiding in your pants?

13.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a lovely area of our country, no wonder the mingebag hates it.

13.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After two years of one-sided warfare, not much is left to blow up; someone gives up.
Now the orange shitgibbon is taking all the bows.

13.10.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I asked myself, "Why is this man not under supervision 24/7"?
Hiding dead bear cubs in Central Park, driving almost five hundred miles with a cut-off whale's head on the roof of his station wagon, dripping blood and other fluids into the passenger compartment, and swimming in sewage.

13.10.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Tramp and his fakakta administration allow an untampered election to take place next November, they are toast.
What do you think cheats and liars would attempt?

13.10.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have noticed the morning chill the past two days. Summer got out of my neighborhood fast.
It was like summer lasted barely two weeks and was gone. :(

13.10.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All in time, the clouds will part.

13.10.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VD Vance is a programmed idiot.

13.10.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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War Torn Portland!

12.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 776    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I wonder if Rupert's kids are going to carry on their dad's vile tradition.

13.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸคฃNo doubt

13.10.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ken, you are the most "glass is half full" I have seen here.๐Ÿ˜‰

12.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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