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Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&

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The trumpster did complain about Jeff poaching some of his "spa girls" out of the Mar a Lardo Spa.

03.03.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump just became the first US Commander in Chief since 1991 to have three American fighter jets shot down by another countryโ€ฆ and somehow, it wasnโ€™t even an enemy.

02.03.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3065    ๐Ÿ” 864    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 143    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Deranged, unhinged, coo-coo? Take your pick.

03.03.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam used to run in that circle of people. She was bought.
"Florida Attorney General Tenure (2011โ€“2019): Critics allege Bondi remained "willfully silent" during a controversial non-prosecution agreement that allowed Epstein to serve only 13 months in jail for solicitation of a minor."

03.03.2026 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a goddamn non-stop crime spree.

03.03.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't Fetterman suffer some kind of stroke or other brain-damaging medical condition?

02.03.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anthropic to take Trump's Pentagon to court over AI dispute The AI company is doing what few others have: publicly challenging the administration.

I knew it!! Whiskey Pete pulls another rock.๐Ÿ˜‚
www.axios.com/2026/02/28/a...

02.03.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first casualties of Iran return home.
I think all Mid-East conflicts started this way.

02.03.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The bastards discovered they can say anything they want with impunity.

02.03.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Three is the magic number. =^..^=

02.03.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did she ever ask herself why they hated us so much?

02.03.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE DEATH OF US SCIENCE โ˜ ๏ธ

01.03.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1761    ๐Ÿ” 700    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Mike the Dunce know they were killed in retaliatory strikes?
The deranged mf'r had all the concessions and more but still attacked.
There is so much wrong on so many levels with this illegal use of the military that my head hurts.
Whiskey Pete lied when he took the oath.

01.03.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last week it was China. He is a deranged mf'r.

01.03.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dave, you are a dumb sonofabitch. Destroying the FBI will allow terrorist acts to occur more easily.

01.03.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When I was a kid at summer camp, I threw a rock at a wasp nest. I watched as only one came out and made a beeline (pun) to my lower lip and stung it. WOW!

Too bad our current administration never learned that lesson.

01.03.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be best.

01.03.2026 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Their contempt for my intelligence is only overshadowed by their criminality.

01.03.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That 21% probably includes those still angered by the 1979 hostage crisis.

01.03.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool. Jack up the prices for everything already in the pipeline.

01.03.2026 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just as cute, only a bit rounder. =^..^=

01.03.2026 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't wish to alarm you, but those are COVID symptoms. ๐Ÿคจ

01.03.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a tasty snack.

01.03.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But it is how she communicates on Signal.

01.03.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

US tourism took an 8% hit while the rest of the world was up 8%.

Thanks, you deranged mf'r.

01.03.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0