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Me wife just showed me a tiktok saying we’re in the mojo dojo casa house part of human history and… yeah

I think it’s very important to draw gay art and have gay sex right now. Give it a try, if you haven’t already. This is my advice for today.

Pete Hegseth was so “abusive” toward his second wife that she hid from him in a closet and had a safe word to call for help.

Danielle Diettrich Hegseth, an ex-sister-in-law of Pete Hegseth, has submitted a sworn statement to senators that accuses him of chronic alcohol abuse and “erratic,”…

what do we do yall? i’m actually terrified where this is headed.

disappointed but not surprised to see how many americans are falling for the trump shit. like i knew we were a stupid country but come on now

Running a staged TikTok ban like the couple in the high school theatre play that dramatically “quit” every time they have relationship drama. Girl, bye. Take me out the group chat.

will not be going back if trump gets 50% ownership. or if any of the tech bros get it. this is all a game to them.

oh that’s just too good. of course, now trump speaks about about owning 50% of tiktok. that’s been his plan all along and if he somehow gets it, DO NOT GO BACK.

it’s so upsetting 🥲

i keep opening tiktok like that will do something

I was hoping they’d shut it down while I was asleep. That would’ve been easier..

Yall turned this shit off mid scroll! Bunch of bxtches

guys i was not aware that there was n$fw content on this app as well. i looked up tiktok ban and it just popped up 🥲

FR 🥲

thank you for the update !! ❤️

a good way to go i think

idgaf if tiktok is down id rather put a 🔫 to my head than use instagram reels

i won’t find anything funny for a while! 😭

instagram is horrible now, i’m so sorry

it didn’t work 😓💔

i’m not going back if one of the villains buy it. or if trump somehow saves it. the damage is done and it’ll most likely be turned into x & meta apps

closed the app for two seconds and it disappeared. DAMN. we couldn’t get a warning? it wasn’t even midnight!

ugh we’ve lost too many good apps

And dont yall go getting on no damn IG or FB right now. Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t deserve an influx of users.

I’m gonna miss how smart and funny people were on that app. People were putting you onto grant applications, deconstructing biases about America, teaching you about neurodivergency…

this is what i think i’m worried about most. all of the info that we could see as soon as it happened. it’s what i’ve been doing for a while now.

Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria