@squirrel-scramble.bsky.social
Blue squirrel in a red tree — currently plotting my escape to a state that does not have Ted Cruz in it. Author. Cancer survivor. Cat wrangler. Way behind on following back so give me a minute if I haven't gotten to you yet!
Street art of Trump and Elon kissing, during happier times. Spotted in Elon's home town of Austin, Texas. Below is a tag from prolific local graffitist, Stench — not the artist, but a fitting touch to the tableau.
To paraphrase Lindsay Graham: Trump and Elon will destroy each other — and they will deserve it.
Breakups are a bitch.
It's like you're just supposed to *know* 😂
17.12.2024 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean... 🤣🤣🤣
09.12.2024 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tried a seasonal flavor of Native Deodorant and am pleased to tell you that my armpits shall smell like sugar cookies through the rest of the season.
08.12.2024 21:59 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hiiiiii friend!!! I haven't touched social in almost a week — sorry for delay! I will DM you. Glad to see you over here!
05.12.2024 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy to keep the memory alive! 😄
02.12.2024 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excellent addition to the oeuvre! Thank you!! 😀
29.11.2024 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Take me, dark floofy lord.
28.11.2024 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0D’oh.
28.11.2024 13:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nooooo! That would certainly make for a memorable holiday!
28.11.2024 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone at my house is feeling a little aloof tonight!
28.11.2024 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing! He sounds like a keeper.
28.11.2024 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Beautiful!~
28.11.2024 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT's a subtle difference, but I think I get it. :)
28.11.2024 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're not talking to reasonable republicans over there. We're arguing with Russian bots. I'm with you.
28.11.2024 01:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are sincerely welcome. I feel the same. 💙
28.11.2024 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I finally crossed over and have more followers here than there! And I've cut my posting by 100%. Well, maybe 98%. And it feels GREAT!
28.11.2024 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would 100% eat that! Vegetarian turkey legs. I love it!
28.11.2024 00:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shall we sit him down together and explain it to him? I can bring visual aids! 😂
28.11.2024 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That one started out so polite! 😄😂🤣
28.11.2024 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😄 YAY!! My work here is done.
28.11.2024 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You're welcome! We could all use a laugh right about now. 😘
28.11.2024 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Poor Sharon! 😂 She did have a laugh about it later, though.
28.11.2024 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes!! It's like an old friend who comes to town right when you really need a night out. 😄
28.11.2024 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An epic. It should be taught in schools. 😂
27.11.2024 22:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for reliving this moment with me! 🥧🌋😂
27.11.2024 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The legend lives on !
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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours and thanks for keeping the legend of Sharon and the Holiday Pie going!
27.11.2024 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got to experience it in real time and it lives on in my memory. There was a follow-up story later... the temperature had been changed from Fahrenheit to Celsius so when she set it to 375, it was actually 707 degrees. I feel like this should be a picture book. 😂
27.11.2024 21:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
