@muteboy.bsky.social
PRINTS FOR SALE>https://linktr.ee/muteboy72 white cis UK chap in Dubai UAE. Married to LA woman, father 8.9yo twins. He/him.
Motion blurry photo of a dog wriggling in a man's face
Met Roscoe the large Italian Greyhound this evening
29.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or "beat" even
27.10.2025 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like those old drum machines that had a "human" feature to introduce small discrepancies in the heat
27.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well exactly, it often seems daft
26.10.2025 06:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe they are boycotting?
26.10.2025 06:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Leonard update: snoring (sound on)
25.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me just confirm: if the taxi is a T*sla, the driver has to lean back and open the passenger door because you can't open them from outside? Is that right?
21.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never had one, but my wife has one as a teen in LA. She told me about the codes 121, 911, and a few others
21.10.2025 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tron: Arse more like
21.10.2025 11:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know why I am
20.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah well I needed 200ml milk to make the Yorkshire puddings yesterday, and there was exactly that amount in the carton. HUGE week coming
20.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Parking is such sweet sorrow"
19.10.2025 10:45 — 👍 1888 🔁 445 💬 3 📌 1I'm now six inches tall
19.10.2025 09:00 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
14.10.2025 13:30 — 👍 11351 🔁 1293 💬 229 📌 105Pics or it didn't happen
14.10.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like stampeding elephants
14.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love the guitar solo "ages of rock" sequence
13.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ginger cat asleep
Leonard says night night
13.10.2025 03:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My CA wife would love to vote from here (UAE) but the mail doesn't work, and when she tries to fax that doesn't work either.
13.10.2025 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A local DIY shop has this mecha made of tool boxes and stuff. Don't know if it can do DIY. I guess if the MechaToolbox does it for you it's not DIY
10.10.2025 05:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife used to have a Nokia flip phone that had a bunch of quick replies to texts, including "I love you too". It made us laugh how cynical that was
10.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
grate
09.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll pay more attention!
09.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me too
09.10.2025 09:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To the tune of 'Unbreak My Heart'
"Unhinge my jawwww"
Back of cats head as she looks at another cat playing on the carpet
Ramona watches Leonard play on the carpet, wondering who the hell he thinks he is
07.10.2025 04:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This only got 2 likes wtf
07.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It looks demonic and degloved and I like it
06.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The piss tank on the ISS is now 48% full.
06.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?
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