andreanna

But if your world should fall apart

My whole life I always knew what I wanted to be, retired.

If I could time travel I’d go to 1965 to try Quaaludes

Snow storm is very rude

the universe will be like here’s everything u want but u can’t actually have it lmao

For Valentine’s Day I want a guy in a crop top who can (and will) fight and has a bit of a temper. I also want a long hair with a lethal face card and mommy issues and has to steal toilet paper from his job as a line cook

it would be really nice if I was like even slightly prioritized

when musicians tell me I’m dumb for believing astrology but they believe they need gold plated connectors

“Can we please bring back wearing…”

“Let’s normalize”

bro just wear and do what you want

Instead of cocaine on a late night out have u ever tried just going home

my sexual awakening was Brendan Frasers hair and Adam Sandler in a crop top

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you finger it

I HATE PROG ROCK SORRY

We mourn our fallen soldiers (community property man gets GF for the winter)

A breeding kink….. in THIS economy?

dear men: if you get the girl to come over I just want you to know she does not want to watch that YouTube video

Elon Musk ruining Twitter was my 9/11

I don’t wanna be there but my friends love to date those jabronies

The best part about hardcore shows are the 14 minute sets and every man is scared to talk to me

The meaner I am to men the more they like me 😤

I was in Bunz Trading Zone in 2016, trade war does not scare me

I didn’t really know what to say except that I don’t trust any of out politicians and recommend she research candidates deeply. I was also two double gin & sodas deep and 30 seconds away from my house at that point.

My uber driver on my way home was a woman so I had a sense of relief. She was prob around my age and started chatting w me about how she’s happy to vote in her first election in Canada as a new Canadian. Anyway, she said she wants change and thinks Pollievere has a “sincerity” in his eyes. MAM 😭

Uber driver gets extra tip for the fuckin pedal to the metal through the yellow light he def could have stopped for

Be my valentine

I literally eat oat meal and fruit for breakfast but god damn Cinnamon Toast Crunch slaps

Ya but it tastes bad

hitler winter 😭😭😭😭 fuck Trump fuck Elon

If u wanna be my lover u gotta:

- have a flip phone
- be under 5’11
- be 60% jaded

“You’re not like other girls”

bruh you are 39 years old stop saying this shit