Alec Moore

Did y'all see what @sambaschutte.bsky.social is in next? From Advanced Chemistry to a show from the creator of Breaking Bad. I'm sensing a theme. #ScienceGoneWrong

What did you do this weekend? We stand by our guarantee. #NoPee

RIP #OzzyOsbourne. No word on how he died, but I'd like to think his head was bitten off by a bat.

#NoKingsDay
#Or3KingsDay?
@burgerking.com.br
@burgerkingwhopper.bsky.social

Everyone wants to know who the #NewPope is, but I just have one important question:

Is the pope Catholic?

Took me about 1,000 sightings of the sign repping liberal values before I stumbled on one repping the other side (in Florida, of course). But when the opening line is "We believe TO salute the flag", I'm not sure they're off to a great start.

Is my OCD that manifests in @sambaschutte.bsky.social's Advanced Chemistry love interest @shitfromkiran.bsky.social
rubbing off on my progeny? My 6-year-old has a mini mini-golf hole. He was using cones as obstacles, but he took them off and said "Now the only obstacle is germs."

I found NYC Mayor Eric Adams' favorite booth at #SouthBySouthwest

In case you guys missed @sambaschutte.bsky.social 's (#OFMD's Roach) recent post with Con (#OFMD"s Izzy), here's the photo. It was suggested they star in a romcom together. Presumably this should be an @advancedchemmov.bsky.social spinoff. Are we thinking Advanced Con-istry? Or Advanced Chem-Izzy?

Just to be clear, Samba won't really turn you. We respect everybody's orientation and gave all cast and crew clear instructions that any efforts to switch orientations are best left to conversion camps (which are definitely super successful and not a huge waste of everybody's time).

This post from @sambaschutte.bsky.social reminds me that I have more Samba Advanced Chemistry BTS stories about how great he is to share! Soon...

They say "hugs, not drugs", but if the drug is ecstasy there’s a pretty good chance that there will be both.

Guys, I’ve been vegan for so long. Almost five hours, but now it’s time for dinner.

It turns out that The Pelican Brief is neither the nature documentary, nor the short film, that its title implies.

Breaking news: Earth, Wind & Fire reported to also have danced in October.

I readily admit that I have unconscious bias.

During these troubled times, I prefer to be unconscious.

YouTube video by Alec Moore Our Toddler Saw the Sign

Several years ago, my son Saw the Sign. Time to bring it back for BlueSky!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKK5...

I’m up on pop culture enough that I know who Cardi B is, but not enough that I know who Cardi A was.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat…
But whichever way you choose, you’re still probably a homicidal psycho if you’re skinning cats.

"Did I do that?"
-Jaleel White after posing for this photo

"I would like to announce that I am the best piece of linen to use over sheets and under a comforter."
-Blanket Statement

Happy Valentine's Day! How are you celebrating with #OFMD's
@sambaschutte.bsky.social and @shitfromkiran.bsky.social tonight at 8:22 EST?

It’s true that a dog is man’s best friend, but my lifelong buddy Barry is not gonna take this news well.

I love the #OFMDFanArt, especially when it's of @sambaschutte.bsky.social (Roach!). And now all I want for #Valentine's is a little fan art representing Samba's star turn in @advancedchemmov.bsky.social! Maybe one of these?
(Yes, I want to see art of our penis-face art.)

Hopefully they'll figure out how to get it out there soon! In the meantime, certainly feel free to do a Samba as Allen drawing from the movie and share it anyway! How about a drawn version of this?

Oh no! What country?

I know the one on the left is Roach. Is the one on the right Allen from @advancedchemmov.bsky.social or someone else?

Hitting #3 on STARZ behind the new Spider-Man and Venom and ahead of the new Hunger Games is cool. But having STARZ bill you as the #3 actor in the movie, just 2 spots behind #OFMD legend @sambaschutte.bsky.social and ahead of well-known actors with much bigger parts? That's... confusing?

Pornography? Maybe not. A great Valentine's watch? Definitely.

Y'all, the great @sambaschutte.bsky.social of #OFMD has finally joined BlueSky!
Just in time for Valentine's Day, which we recommend celebrating by watching the lovelorn Samba's hilarious star turn in @advancedchemmov.bsky.social, now streaming on STARZ, while still available on Amazon, Apple, etc!