Kyrie Irving claims 86% of #NBA marriages end in divorce. Iβm not sure of the source for this statistic, but we can be pretty sure that he did his own research.
27.02.2026 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@alecmoore.bsky.social
Writer/producer of LGBTQ comedy feature Advanced Chemistry, a sexy, sexy science story starring Our Flag Means Death's (#OFMD) Samba Schutte: https://amzn.to/4dCvIvV I'm also a Daddy. And maybe a Zaddy? You decide.
Kyrie Irving claims 86% of #NBA marriages end in divorce. Iβm not sure of the source for this statistic, but we can be pretty sure that he did his own research.
27.02.2026 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βQuad God" Ilia Malinin fell twice in the Menβs Individual Figure Skating #Olympics competition. Now some of his former fans are saying theyβre atheists.
26.02.2026 21:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#Norway won the most gold medals ever at the Winter #Olympics this year with 41. Norway has a population of 5.6 million.
If my math is right, that means the average Norwegian won seven Olympic medals.
Canada's #Olympic curling teams face accusations of cheating. Now this seems crazy. How can someone cheat at a sport where nobody on earth knows the rules?
26.02.2026 06:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#JackHughes lost teeth from a high-stick to the mouth before his #Olympic gold-winning goal.
Lose a tooth, get a gold medal.
This is basically the adult version of the tooth fairy.
One day there will be an #OFMD reboot and my daughter will be ready.
25.02.2026 20:41 β π 64 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
All #OFMD and #AdvancedChemistryMovie fans should sign up for this. And then ask Con if he wants to do an advanced chemistry sequel and if it should be called Advanced Con-istry.
Yes, that joke is as cheesy as Sambaβs cheesecake.
Is it offensive when a writer writes a gay character suggesting they could turn straight? Well, great news! Chaunte improv-ed this line.
20.02.2026 22:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy #PresidentsDay! Iβm pretty sure if Lincoln and Washington were alive today, both of them would think that this sexy mouse GIF is the greatest thing they ever saw.
16.02.2026 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what they mean by βno glove, no loveβ, right?
15.02.2026 04:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You canβt Netflix and chill tonight with our movie, but you canβ¦
Tubi and touch booby?
Pluto and donβt be Platonic?
Iβll see myself out.
Happy #Valentine's! May your weekend involve some kissing where your lips actually touch lips. Or just spend it with #Pluribus and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social!
Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto!
tubitv.com/movies/10003...
Whoβs ready to Tubi and chill?
14.02.2026 05:31 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This mouse gif might be my favorite thing from the movie (well, other than @sambaschutte.bsky.socialβs performance). Whatβs yours?
13.02.2026 22:55 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. Happy Valentines yβall! Spend it with Samba and so many lesbians!
13.02.2026 19:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks for the shoutout @blackgirlnerds.bsky.social !
12.02.2026 04:12 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Can #AdvancedChemistry, #ofmd and #Pluribus Star @sambaschutte.bsky.social do what the Terminator couldnβt and take down Linda Hamilton? I believe it.
29.01.2026 05:51 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Does @sambaschutte.bsky.social have πͺ emoji game? Yes, yes he does. Now stop reading this and go stream #AdvancedChemistryMovie on #Tubi for free. Every stream helps!
25.01.2026 04:57 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#OFMD and #Pluribus star
@sambaschutte.bsky.social βs brilliant lead turn in #AdvancedChemistry
has just landed on #Tubi today so you can watch for free. Yes, please tell all your cheap friends who havenβt watched yet!
tubitv.com/movies/10003...
Shout out to #AdvancedChemistry and #OFMD star @sambaschutte.bsky.social for getting a shoutout from Rhea Sehorn on the #GoldenGlobes tonight! Yes, this is a shout out shout out.
12.01.2026 04:40 β π 45 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to meβ¦ a horrific Christmas tree murder scene. I fear that the partridge is next.
06.01.2026 23:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who wouldβve thought that someone who believes in Jewish space lasers could ever be naΓ―ve?
29.12.2025 21:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hear the sound of footsteps on my roof. So either Santa is real or else this home invasion is real.
25.12.2025 03:04 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never thought Iβd see a glory hole in a fashion ad.
20.12.2025 03:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Got this from a scammer. Should I reply:
No actually I went to Uranus. It didnβt feel as good as I expected.
or
Yes, Mars. You were supposed to meet me there. Very frustrating to go that far and you didnβt show up. Iβm not sure I feel comfortable making outer space travel plans with you anymore.
Happy Thanksgiving, yβall! Wasnβt expecting to have to hunt for a mealβ¦
27.11.2025 22:56 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who wore it better?
25.11.2025 01:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So glad they clarified that this was accidental
15.11.2025 21:36 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This helpful sign points the way up the stairs for the wheelchair-accessible bathroom.
14.11.2025 15:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More fun with text message scammers. You're not getting my name, Ella!
07.10.2025 16:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0