Jack

How can you be so strictly media trained and say something so blatantly awful?

OBR chart for UK unemployment. Currently higher than forecast and expected to increase *above* previpus forecasts to 5.3% but will sort itself out because of reasons. Something something AI Datacaentre something growth potential

Unemployment is rising higher than we previously expected. We also think he will go higher still now but will *then* be fine because of reasons. Ignore those previous peaks they're probably nothing.

Fair ngl

I think if Kamala personally invited me to vote and made her case to me directly, I'd feel really bad about it. But something would still stop be from voting.

even knowing everything I know now, there's just no way I could vote for Kamala Harris. something would have to be very different for me to do that.

The same Yorkshire terrier as the header image for a Times piece Millie Terfington-Smythe 'Mum won't let me in the bath. What has she got to hide?' .New Millie Terfington-Smythe

A small Yorkshire Terrier in a colourful jumper. She looks professional but very upset about something

My wife sent me a picture of the dog being angry that she wasn't allowed in the bath and she looks like she writes for The Times.

Aside from all that the average British Brewdog consumer just has a reputation of being a bit of a poser

Founders sold up but in doing so didn't pay out to 'Equity punks' who bought into a share ownership scheme. They've been dodgy for a long while before this, James Watt being a tax dodger and pally with hard-right figures he claims to oppose. Plus a slew of employee abuses.

Okay, hear me out - Escape to Visctory remake but e sports.

I think reporting on simulated violence does give you an extra degree of separation tbf. Still a red flag but better than bombing weddings with an XBox controller

Did you warn him about Stone Island or is he already getting the badge in?

USian of Demonym?

In their defence, they study military e-sports. Very strange string of words but they seem somewhat progressive but dropped a steamer of a take there

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

The risk with Labour is that at any time they can pretend to have turned over a new leaf and adopt watered down green policies to steady the ship.

Thing is - that will spook their real audience and they risk losing their Centrica Wembley tickets.

Labour seem to think that being arrogant and dismissive is what will win over a public that believe them to be arrogant and dismissive.

True, but these guys also get off on how evil they are so they know they aren't seeing heaven. I'm not sure how much this is genuine belief and how much is convincing lower ranking bible thumpers to die pointlessly for their Polymarket pool

I struggle to believe they really think this because if Jesus did return these fuckers would be vaporised on the spot.

telegraph story with headline "my dubai brunch was interrupted by iranian missiles"

the horrors of war

This line in particular is absolutely catastrophic for an incumbent party, not even two years in.

"I speak to you now, not as the wife of the President of the United States, but as Michelle Obama."

Wild that we changed the localisation to say Hero instead of Ninja but didn't correct this blatant oversight as well.

Happy to confirm I was capital W Wrong.

Joshua Foust I’m sorry but what is a USian? Are other countries subjected to having a unwelcome demonym forced on them in the name of social justice or is it just for us?

Mate...

simpsons s6e23 moe sat at the table with his hands in the air taking the piss subtitled: usians? hey, fellas us-ians. ooh la-di-da mr frenchman

homer simpson replying what do you call them?

moe answering through gritted teeth: yanks

Pfft. Your honour, I object, these fuckos are not my peers

Starmer: *slams dick in car door*
Weird nerds: "Blinder played, sir."

We're not going to war with Iran but you know it would be totally justified 👀 for all these reasons we've never discussed before 🫣 YK we really want to avoid these guys getting nukes you guys 👉👈

Source - Dude trust me