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Is child Team Tony? 🤣

Happy Birthday to you!!!! xx

I'd have to sack-off from work, but it would be worth the risk!

we could get a side order of confit potatoes 😍

(Vern from Stand By Me voice) You guys wanna go see what we got stuck up our asses this year?

Post of the year, every year

My dealer has to know I'm at home somehow.

You should see they can do with caramel wafers

We have a lovely Dunnock that skips along our balcony. Beautiful little things.

everything in moderation .... 🤣

A very lovely afternoon to evening yesterday with the ace @marispiperbingo & Nancy. Cooked a stew of pork, chorizo, prawns & cod. Served it with bread & padron peppers. Also: MUCH SPARKLING BOOZE. A wonderful and hilarious day 🤣😍🤣😍

Oh no! What’s happened to Cozzie? Is it his lump removal?

Spotify needs to remove the ICE recruitment ads. If you hear one, make sure to give it a thumbs down.

Spotify CEO Daniel Ek takes home millions while paying for the genocide in Gaza.

It's that time of year!

I think he was cheating! What a treat to see you guys on Sat & Sunday! #Bingobonus

Ace wine #3

Ace wine #2

Ace wine #1

A Crow at dusk.
#birds
#nature
#photography
#birdphotography

What an incredible gig! Absolutely timeless.

ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS ARE BELONG TO US.

Hope you have a good one! I love this place.

My cardiologist has just resigned.

SEE IT. SAY IT. SAUSAGES.
Ace lunch with Kate at favourite local bistro Quality Wines. Gildas, Focaccia, Panino con Bollito, Omek Houria, Cassoulet of Salt Cod, Trompettes de la Mort & Bayonne Ham, and Saucisse Purée. Then Quince & Almond Tart. The set lunch is one of the best value meals in London

… then back to the Barbican free stage for the Polish jazz session (had to miss Immortal Onion to get to pre-Mulatu beers with damn fine people). Starting with lunch at Quality Wines on Sat, that’s was a bloody good weekend.

… followed by ace live performances from the Melbourne Jazz Festival at the Barbican free stage. On Sunday more jazz on film: a Dutch doc on Ben Jonson House Webster, and a French doc on Cecil Taylor. Both really interesting, but the Taylor one was more about their performance.

A brilliant weekend of jazz. The highlight was the mighty Mulatu Astatke at the RFH. A real privilege to see him again, but a sadness that it was his last tour. An incredible performance. Before that: on Sat at the Barbican Cinema, 4 hours of Derek Bailey’s superb Improvisation in Music documentary.

Just a dog version of our ATP chalet post-clubbing.

The elderly gentlemen with the bright purple faces seem gradually to be declining in number for some reason

Where would our city be without its transport workers? They keep London moving and as we’ve seen in recent days, they can be heroes in moments of real adversity.

To every transport worker, from our bus drivers to our station staff: thank you for all you do. You are truly valued.

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweet… 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph… 12 [We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...